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The Difference of a Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 08:52:34 May 6, 2008 08:52:34

Last year John Mayer accompanied a tranny  to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Full Story

What Else Is There To Do?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2008 09:17:20 May 5, 2008 09:17:20

Jennifer Aniston has the best life to go with the best body. I love food too much to have a body like that. Sigh. Check her out, in her favourite spot, by the pool this weekend in Miami soaking up the sun. And all this wasn’t stimulating enough for Brad Pitt? Shocking. As for the photos themselves… amazing with all the security she has and how vigilant her bodyguards are about not allowing her to be papped that she keeps getting papped every single weekend. Full Story

John on Jen’s Golden Skin!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 08:34:00 April 30, 2008 08:34:00

The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen. As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity during what appears to be a lunch date. Full Story

All That’s Missing…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2008 18:33:00 April 25, 2008 18:33:00

Is a pair of leather chaps with the ass cut out. How can there be any doubt? This is John Travolta at the Michael Eisner Walk of Fame event today. The good news is he’s finally given up on that spray paint hair Full Story

Please. Shut. Your. Ass.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2008 09:40:00 March 28, 2008 09:40:00

Well… at the very least, it’s an admission that he really does google himself. Obsessively. John Mayer – again taking to his blog with a long winded manifesto about… Fame? Vanity?Narcissism? Aspiring to more? Finding meaning in life? Sure. Full Story

How Could He Resist?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 09:23:00 March 24, 2008 09:23:00

Page Six today ran an item about John Mayer’s internet proclivities. Ever the famewhore, who cannot refrain from blessing the world with his words, John replied on his own blog. Almost immediately. A screen cap is attached. Is John Mayer capable of turning the other? Or is he too addicted to the stank of his own sh*t? Thing is, this’d be kinda funny coming from George Clooney. Full Story

The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 08:40:00 March 7, 2008 08:40:00

Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not so much the expression of art but rather the exploitation of it. Full Story

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

NYC yesterday at Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Male Awards – Dane Cook, Tony Romo, and John Mayer all on the list of seven Fun Fearless Males and at one time or another attached to Jessica Simpson. Whatever.

You know what’s worse? What’s worse is being named a “Fun Fearless Male” and getting an award for it. To me that kind of label sounds like a ball shrinker. Like the only logical dot dot dot at the end of Fun and Fearless would be Limp and Lame. At the very least they could use the word “Man”, non?

And why is Dane Cook still relevant? Are Fun Fearless Males supposed to look this bad in pants??? And are they supposed to have horrible hair? Because Tony Romo has horrible hair. Like hairplug hair. Not sweet.

Tuesday – am blogging all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Oscar contest winner still has not claimed. You will forfeit in 5 days and there are many runners-up…

PPS. Beyonce and Rihanna did not complain about the Rolls in the wrong colour.

PPPS. Matthew McConaughey is not a primadonna boy bitch. Neither is Leonardo DiCaprio.

Douchebag Hates Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 08:31:03 February 12, 2008 08:31:03

Please welcome John Mayer onto the Freebie Five. Not because he was the hotness on stage with Alicia Keys at the Grammys, even though he did indeed fire up the loins the way he grooved to the beat with his hair and his pants (click here for the clip Full Story