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All That’s Missing…

April 25, 2008 18:33:00 Posted at April 25, 2008 18:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is a pair of leather chaps with the ass cut out. How can there be any doubt? This is John Travolta at the Michael Eisner Walk of Fame event today. The good news is he’s finally given up on that spray paint hair Full Story

Please. Shut. Your. Ass.

March 28, 2008 09:40:00 Posted at March 28, 2008 09:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well… at the very least, it’s an admission that he really does google himself. Obsessively. John Mayer – again taking to his blog with a long winded manifesto about… Fame? Vanity?Narcissism? Aspiring to more? Finding meaning in life? Sure. Full Story

How Could He Resist?

March 24, 2008 09:23:00 Posted at March 24, 2008 09:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six today ran an item about John Mayer’s internet proclivities. Ever the famewhore, who cannot refrain from blessing the world with his words, John replied on his own blog. Almost immediately. A screen cap is attached. Is John Mayer capable of turning the other? Or is he too addicted to the stank of his own sh*t? Thing is, this’d be kinda funny coming from George Clooney. Full Story

The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics

March 7, 2008 08:40:00 Posted at March 7, 2008 08:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not so much the expression of art but rather the exploitation of it. Full Story

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

NYC yesterday at Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Male Awards – Dane Cook, Tony Romo, and John Mayer all on the list of seven Fun Fearless Males and at one time or another attached to Jessica Simpson. Whatever.

You know what’s worse? What’s worse is being named a “Fun Fearless Male” and getting an award for it. To me that kind of label sounds like a ball shrinker. Like the only logical dot dot dot at the end of Fun and Fearless would be Limp and Lame. At the very least they could use the word “Man”, non?

And why is Dane Cook still relevant? Are Fun Fearless Males supposed to look this bad in pants??? And are they supposed to have horrible hair? Because Tony Romo has horrible hair. Like hairplug hair. Not sweet.

Tuesday – am blogging all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Oscar contest winner still has not claimed. You will forfeit in 5 days and there are many runners-up…

PPS. Beyonce and Rihanna did not complain about the Rolls in the wrong colour.

PPPS. Matthew McConaughey is not a primadonna boy bitch. Neither is Leonardo DiCaprio.

Douchebag Hates Ebola

February 12, 2008 08:31:03 Posted at February 12, 2008 08:31:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please welcome John Mayer onto the Freebie Five. Not because he was the hotness on stage with Alicia Keys at the Grammys, even though he did indeed fire up the loins the way he grooved to the beat with his hair and his pants (click here for the clip Full Story

Best Grammy Douchebag: John Mayer

February 11, 2008 12:19:28 Posted at February 11, 2008 12:19:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK so John Mayer was kinda hot with Alicia Keys with his hair all messy sexy, in his jacket and wearing the hell out of his jeans. He’s a limp dick when he’s performing his own limp dick music, but on the strength of Alicia’s sounds, I admit…the loins did quiver. Not enough to let him piss on me in the shower, but definitely just a shower. Full Story

Good Hair and Happy

January 31, 2008 08:05:56 Posted at January 31, 2008 08:05:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you believe Jessica Simpson’s main gay Ken Paves actually managed to make her hair look decent? Check out Jess in New York last night, absolutely glowing with no sign of tacky weave. And that’s a cute outfit too. Romo has a better effect on her than she does on him, non? Professionally, that is. Full Story

Pro Jess & Romo

January 29, 2008 08:23:42 Posted at January 29, 2008 08:23:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not Jess and John Mayer for me. Call me Cruise but this time I’m all over it. I am all over Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Because Jess and Tony make sense. Total sense. Just look at them! Last night leaving The Key Club on the Sunset Strip after a boozy evening, she’s a tacky cheeseball as usual, and with his open shirt and hair plug hairstyle, Tony is half a Guido. Full Story