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How He Pees

November 20, 2007 11:38:37 Posted at November 20, 2007 11:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer was also at Butter last night and actually dressed up kinda dapper. When he’s not singing his cheese ass limp dick music or pissing on girls, he is rather attractive, non? Favourite video of the week – John’s response to the infamous and revolting 2 Girls 1 Cup video. If you haven’t heard of it – it’s the nasty clip of two girls licking sh-t. Full Story

Friday Night Pee

November 12, 2007 10:31:09 Posted at November 12, 2007 10:31:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Minka Kelly has been dealing with John Mayer for a couple of months now – seen here together at the Knicks game Sunday night. Apparently she doesn’t care that they’re not mutually exclusive, that even after their hook up he was trolling around NY with his boys looking for ass and a face to pee on. Full Story

Rossum – would you rather???

October 24, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just when you thought it couldn"t possibly get more revolting, Emmy outdoes even her own Rossum. Attempting to pimp her sad excuse for a record Emmy puked her Rossum all over People the other day telling the magazine that she found the inspiration for her music in her own life… and while it’s certainly understandable the pain of having to grow up without a father, it’s the nauseating delivery of her revelation that will bring up at least one of your intestines, if not both. Full Story

Looking for a Place to Pee

October 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You will LOVE this… exclusive dish on John Mayer last night. Put it this way – if I were Minka Kelly, his supposed new girlfriend, I would NOT be assuming her relationship with him is serious. Not even close. So he was hanging out at the Box last night with Sherrod Small from VH1’s Best Week Ever (who apparently only talks about the fact that he’s on VH1’s Best Week Ever) ogling women together and apparently really not looking so hot. Full Story

Friday Night Pee

October 1, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 1, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A gift that yields many rewards. Love, love, love. Here’s John Mayer stepping out for the first time in the spotlight with his new piece in Santa Monica this weekend, clearly with no intention of keeping it quiet. Her name is Minka Kelly and since most of you shamefully don’t watch Friday Night Lights, she plays Lyla, former head cheerleader dating the fallen star QB who then ends up having hot hot hot sex with his best friend before getting back together with her now crippled boyfriend until he cheats on her with a tattoo artist. Full Story

Rubbing Off Orange

September 21, 2007 08:49:34 Posted at September 21, 2007 08:49:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He cut her loose but it looks like Jessica Simpson left something behind… her cheese and her orange fake tan. Check out John Mayer last night at the VH1 Save the Music gala last night. Performing on cruise ships, now happily rockin’ the foundation, more and more it’s becoming evident: he and Jess really were well suited. Full Story

Wrinkled by Douche

August 24, 2007 09:46:31 Posted at August 24, 2007 09:46:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cam in NYC last night, photographers claim she was out with John Mayer though the two were not captured together on camera. She looks great. Love love love her dress. But it’s wrinkly. Wonder what they were doing to her all wrinkly and weary-faced. Pee stains, but does it wrinkle? source Full Story

Simmons for Mayer

August 16, 2007 11:49:22 Posted at August 16, 2007 11:49:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since John Mayer will now be performing on cruise ships, Richard Simmons and his fan club might be inclined to hop on board and sing along. That outfit is perfect for the Leedo Deck. source  Full Story

Hermy and the Golden Shower

August 15, 2007 14:31:25 Posted at August 15, 2007 14:31:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What the fack??? Us Weekly is reporting that Cameron Diaz and John Mayer are dating!!! Apparently the two were out in NYC for dinner last night. They’ve spent time together before with friends but have now graduated to solo outings. Said a source: “It"s new and developing...but they really like each other and it went well. Full Story

Hot and Cheese Douche

August 14, 2007 09:54:11 Posted at August 14, 2007 09:54:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer shopping in NYC. You know, it’s really too bad about the attitude. And the peeing. And the fact that he’ll be performing on a f7cking Carnival Cruise. Because if you take away the cheese from the douche, JM is admittedly attractive. He even wears pants well. But the peeing cheese cruising is irremovable. Full Story