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Bootycalling on his Blog

January 16, 2008 06:00:23 Posted at January 16, 2008 06:00:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hate to gloat but… It was reported last week that John Mayer the pissing douche was on the loose, having split from Minka Kelly. This is what I wrote at the time: And now that Jessica Simpson is all over Tony Romo, maybe John is feeling a little slighted that it only took her 6 months to get over him. Full Story

Pissing Douche on the Loose

January 9, 2008 13:54:12 Posted at January 9, 2008 13:54:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer is single again! According to People, after dating FNL’s Minka Kelly for a few months, the two have now broken up. Looks like Minka came to her senses. How do you go from Taylor Kitsch dripping sweat all over you to John Mayer pulling out his pee and showering you with his piss? Actually…John Mayer seems like that guy who dumps you and then calls you again when he finds out you’re dating someone else. Full Story

They Hate Jess, They Love Nick

December 21, 2007 12:07:12 Posted at December 21, 2007 12:07:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been two years since their split but still Nick Lachey is coming out on top. His album has outsold hers, he has a steady girlfriend who dresses like a tacky pageant queen with a slamming body doesn’t pee on him and loves to do it in public and hasn’t walked out on him, and somehow he’s managed to rally support from the MiniVan Majority, who just voted for his choir, making him the first celebrity winner of Clash of the Choirs, a viewer vote-based contest, with $250,000 going to the Cincinnati Children’s Hospital Medical Centre. Full Story

John Mayer ShameFace: Best of 2007

December 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By the end of it, when it actually ended, I admit… I was kinda sad. Too many fun smutty moments came from their relationship and the thought of Jess’s cheap ass weave getting urinated on by John Mayer was just too good. But what should never have been could never have lasted. One look at them while they were together makes it plainly obvious: John was ashamed the entire time. Full Story

GQ FNL

December 6, 2007 11:00:34 Posted at December 6, 2007 11:00:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Minka Kelly at the GQ event last night. How amazing is Lyla Garrity this season? Can’t get enough of her Jesus love, baby. And John Mayer apparently hasn’t had enough to Minka Kelly – they were spotted in New York together earlier this week and courtside at a basketball game last week, even though he was also reportedly making out with Cameron Diaz in between. Full Story

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How He Pees

November 20, 2007 11:38:37 Posted at November 20, 2007 11:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer was also at Butter last night and actually dressed up kinda dapper. When he’s not singing his cheese ass limp dick music or pissing on girls, he is rather attractive, non? Favourite video of the week – John’s response to the infamous and revolting 2 Girls 1 Cup video. If you haven’t heard of it – it’s the nasty clip of two girls licking sh-t. Full Story

Friday Night Pee

November 12, 2007 10:31:09 Posted at November 12, 2007 10:31:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Minka Kelly has been dealing with John Mayer for a couple of months now – seen here together at the Knicks game Sunday night. Apparently she doesn’t care that they’re not mutually exclusive, that even after their hook up he was trolling around NY with his boys looking for ass and a face to pee on. Full Story

Rossum – would you rather???

October 24, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just when you thought it couldn"t possibly get more revolting, Emmy outdoes even her own Rossum. Attempting to pimp her sad excuse for a record Emmy puked her Rossum all over People the other day telling the magazine that she found the inspiration for her music in her own life… and while it’s certainly understandable the pain of having to grow up without a father, it’s the nauseating delivery of her revelation that will bring up at least one of your intestines, if not both. Full Story

Looking for a Place to Pee

October 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You will LOVE this… exclusive dish on John Mayer last night. Put it this way – if I were Minka Kelly, his supposed new girlfriend, I would NOT be assuming her relationship with him is serious. Not even close. So he was hanging out at the Box last night with Sherrod Small from VH1’s Best Week Ever (who apparently only talks about the fact that he’s on VH1’s Best Week Ever) ogling women together and apparently really not looking so hot. Full Story

Friday Night Pee

October 1, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 1, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A gift that yields many rewards. Love, love, love. Here’s John Mayer stepping out for the first time in the spotlight with his new piece in Santa Monica this weekend, clearly with no intention of keeping it quiet. Her name is Minka Kelly and since most of you shamefully don’t watch Friday Night Lights, she plays Lyla, former head cheerleader dating the fallen star QB who then ends up having hot hot hot sex with his best friend before getting back together with her now crippled boyfriend until he cheats on her with a tattoo artist. Full Story

Rubbing Off Orange

September 21, 2007 08:49:34 Posted at September 21, 2007 08:49:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He cut her loose but it looks like Jessica Simpson left something behind… her cheese and her orange fake tan. Check out John Mayer last night at the VH1 Save the Music gala last night. Performing on cruise ships, now happily rockin’ the foundation, more and more it’s becoming evident: he and Jess really were well suited. Full Story