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Best Grammy Douchebag: John Mayer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 12:19:28 February 11, 2008 12:19:28

OK so John Mayer was kinda hot with Alicia Keys with his hair all messy sexy, in his jacket and wearing the hell out of his jeans. He’s a limp dick when he’s performing his own limp dick music, but on the strength of Alicia’s sounds, I admit…the loins did quiver. Not enough to let him piss on me in the shower, but definitely just a shower. Full Story

Good Hair and Happy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 08:05:56 January 31, 2008 08:05:56

Can you believe Jessica Simpson’s main gay Ken Paves actually managed to make her hair look decent? Check out Jess in New York last night, absolutely glowing with no sign of tacky weave. And that’s a cute outfit too. Romo has a better effect on her than she does on him, non? Professionally, that is. Full Story

Pro Jess & Romo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 08:23:42 January 29, 2008 08:23:42

It’s not Jess and John Mayer for me. Call me Cruise but this time I’m all over it. I am all over Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Because Jess and Tony make sense. Total sense. Just look at them! Last night leaving The Key Club on the Sunset Strip after a boozy evening, she’s a tacky cheeseball as usual, and with his open shirt and hair plug hairstyle, Tony is half a Guido. Full Story

Bootycalling on his Blog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 06:00:23 January 16, 2008 06:00:23

Hate to gloat but… It was reported last week that John Mayer the pissing douche was on the loose, having split from Minka Kelly. This is what I wrote at the time: And now that Jessica Simpson is all over Tony Romo, maybe John is feeling a little slighted that it only took her 6 months to get over him. Full Story

Pissing Douche on the Loose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 13:54:12 January 9, 2008 13:54:12

John Mayer is single again! According to People, after dating FNL’s Minka Kelly for a few months, the two have now broken up. Looks like Minka came to her senses. How do you go from Taylor Kitsch dripping sweat all over you to John Mayer pulling out his pee and showering you with his piss? Actually…John Mayer seems like that guy who dumps you and then calls you again when he finds out you’re dating someone else. Full Story

They Hate Jess, They Love Nick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 12:07:12 December 21, 2007 12:07:12

It’s been two years since their split but still Nick Lachey is coming out on top. His album has outsold hers, he has a steady girlfriend who dresses like a tacky pageant queen with a slamming body doesn’t pee on him and loves to do it in public and hasn’t walked out on him, and somehow he’s managed to rally support from the MiniVan Majority, who just voted for his choir, making him the first celebrity winner of Clash of the Choirs, a viewer vote-based contest, with $250,000 going to the Cincinnati Children’s Hospital Medical Centre. Full Story

John Mayer ShameFace: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2007 00:00:00 December 12, 2007 00:00:00

By the end of it, when it actually ended, I admit… I was kinda sad. Too many fun smutty moments came from their relationship and the thought of Jess’s cheap ass weave getting urinated on by John Mayer was just too good. But what should never have been could never have lasted. One look at them while they were together makes it plainly obvious: John was ashamed the entire time. Full Story

GQ FNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 11:00:34 December 6, 2007 11:00:34

Minka Kelly at the GQ event last night. How amazing is Lyla Garrity this season? Can’t get enough of her Jesus love, baby. And John Mayer apparently hasn’t had enough to Minka Kelly – they were spotted in New York together earlier this week and courtside at a basketball game last week, even though he was also reportedly making out with Cameron Diaz in between. Full Story

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How He Pees

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 11:38:37 November 20, 2007 11:38:37

John Mayer was also at Butter last night and actually dressed up kinda dapper. When he’s not singing his cheese ass limp dick music or pissing on girls, he is rather attractive, non? Favourite video of the week – John’s response to the infamous and revolting 2 Girls 1 Cup video. If you haven’t heard of it – it’s the nasty clip of two girls licking sh-t. Full Story

Friday Night Pee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 10:31:09 November 12, 2007 10:31:09

Minka Kelly has been dealing with John Mayer for a couple of months now – seen here together at the Knicks game Sunday night. Apparently she doesn’t care that they’re not mutually exclusive, that even after their hook up he was trolling around NY with his boys looking for ass and a face to pee on. Full Story

Rossum – would you rather???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 00:00:00 October 24, 2007 00:00:00

Just when you thought it couldn"t possibly get more revolting, Emmy outdoes even her own Rossum. Attempting to pimp her sad excuse for a record Emmy puked her Rossum all over People the other day telling the magazine that she found the inspiration for her music in her own life… and while it’s certainly understandable the pain of having to grow up without a father, it’s the nauseating delivery of her revelation that will bring up at least one of your intestines, if not both. Full Story