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Wrinkled by Douche

August 24, 2007 09:46:31 Posted at August 24, 2007 09:46:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cam in NYC last night, photographers claim she was out with John Mayer though the two were not captured together on camera. She looks great. Love love love her dress. But it’s wrinkly. Wonder what they were doing to her all wrinkly and weary-faced. Pee stains, but does it wrinkle? source Full Story

Simmons for Mayer

August 16, 2007 11:49:22 Posted at August 16, 2007 11:49:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since John Mayer will now be performing on cruise ships, Richard Simmons and his fan club might be inclined to hop on board and sing along. That outfit is perfect for the Leedo Deck. source  Full Story

Hermy and the Golden Shower

August 15, 2007 14:31:25 Posted at August 15, 2007 14:31:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What the fack??? Us Weekly is reporting that Cameron Diaz and John Mayer are dating!!! Apparently the two were out in NYC for dinner last night. They’ve spent time together before with friends but have now graduated to solo outings. Said a source: “It"s new and developing...but they really like each other and it went well. Full Story

Hot and Cheese Douche

August 14, 2007 09:54:11 Posted at August 14, 2007 09:54:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer shopping in NYC. You know, it’s really too bad about the attitude. And the peeing. And the fact that he’ll be performing on a f7cking Carnival Cruise. Because if you take away the cheese from the douche, JM is admittedly attractive. He even wears pants well. But the peeing cheese cruising is irremovable. Full Story

Worse Than Hair Weave

August 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at August 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson might hawk fake hair, but at least you expect it from her, you know? Without a brain or much discernible talent, the only things she has are her tits and a mane. John Mayer on the other hand… well, he’s supposed to be a real musician. He’s supposed to be a serious one too. Full Story

The New John Mayer

July 18, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 18, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bitterly disappointing his fans when he hooked up with Jessica Simpson and literally pissed all over her, the man behind limp dick pseudo-sensitive songs like Wonderland and Daughters decided to tap the emptiest blonde in Hollywood, disillusioning supporters and supposedly taking a hit in ticket sales. Full Story

The Best & The Rest

July 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, they said Britney would take her crown. And I agreed. Now upon a time, no one who can live up to the legacy. Not yet. Perhaps not ever. Which is why she is Madonna. Other observations: did you love Keith Urban’s set with Alicia Keys? Loved. Without Granny Freeze, perhaps there is something there. Full Story

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Homos Heal Heartbreak

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The mark of a true faghag…every time she gets dumped, every time her heart aches, Jessica Simpson runs for the ‘Mos. It’s our one common thread. After Nick there was Ken Paves. Everywhere went Jessica, everywhere went Ken. Ken and his budget ass weave. Ken of the soap opera hairstyles. Full Story

Pene and the Pisser

June 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who hasn’t she been linked to? New rumours buzzing from the NY Daily News, even though she and Josh Hartnett are said to be hot and heavy, Penelope met John Mayer the other day and he apparently wants to pee on it. She doesn’t seem like the type to take it, non? Of course if you believe the rabid rumour mongering – she did after all spend 2 years with the Gay Midget Dwarf – the allegedly bearding Pene especially wouldn’t take it from a dude, which all just adds to her enigmatic romantic status. Full Story

The Man Coloured Pedi

June 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Your opinion? I’m undecided. Because if David Beckham decided to rock some wine coloured toes, I’d be all over it. My husband however? Nuh uh. I can’t even imagine asking him. The other day as we were heading out to the golf course I suggested he style his out of control hair so I wouldn’t have to be seen with a pre-cut John Mayer wannabe. Full Story