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John Mayer: Michael Jackson & the hooker

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Look of Shame again prominently displayed at the weekend in Miami as John Mayer continues to suffer the indignity of being seen in public with Jessica Simpson, to the amazement of his fans and supporters who are increasingly bewildered by the surprising longevity of this relationship. Full Story

John Mayer’s Look of Shame

January 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Florida last night after his show, maybe it’s just me but I see shame in his eyes. The eyes, the body language – this is not a man who is proud of his conquest or particularly happy to associated with it. Rather, this is a man who is bearing a heavy sense of embarrassment, the same look you’ve likely seen over and over again – on your own face or the face of a friend, after a night of wild partying and drinking, it used to happen all the time for us in university. Full Story

Basic Communication with Jessica Simpson

January 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m relieved today that I’m not a fan of John Mayer. To those of you who are, I send you my deepest condolences and sympathise with your disappointment. Because any which way you cut it, John Mayer looks bad. And for a dude with a solid fan base, with a sense of humour, who appeared to have some intelligence, John Mayer doesn’t only look bad…he actually looks WORSE. Full Story

Jess & John take the tits to South Beach

January 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Out for dinner on Monday night - still on and heating up. To the point where John Mayer is not only ok with it, he actually looks smug about being seen out in public with his blow up doll...and truth be told, from a dude’s standpoint at least – why not? She really does have fantastic tits. And while we’re at it, new exclusive dish about what she left behind in Louisiana, now that shooting has wrapped. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: Tranny in Red

January 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Labouring again for Pervy Joe, this time shooting an ad for Pizza Hut, jammed into a red dress, tacky ass hair and lips – see what I mean? When she tries to go glam, she only ends up looking like a tranny. SO much better stripped down and natural...and perhaps getting pissed on too. But we’ll never see those shots, will we? Then again, maybe we will. Full Story

Jessica Simpson"s Nightstand Man

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fresh and exclusive smut from Shreveport, Louisiana – reposted from Friday for those who may have missed it. Jess is there shooting Blonde Ambition, renting a house in a swanky neighbourhood, girl came equipped with a huge wardrobe, mostly boots - the over the knee kind - and coats with big fur collars, though she"s probably not getting much use out of them given her rather low key life while in town. Full Story

Jessica Simpson"s Nightstand Man

December 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fresh and exclusive smut from Shreveport, Louisiana! Jess is there shooting Blonde Ambition, renting a house in a swanky neighbourhood, girl came equipped with a huge wardrobe, mostly boots - the over the knee kind - and coats with big fur collars, though she"s probably not getting much use out of them given her rather low key life while in town. Full Story

About Jess & Tony

November 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wanted to reply quickly to several emails that I have just come in on the heels of the Jessica Simpson/John Mayer article from earlier this morning, especially after the Dallas/TB game yesterday during which the announcers repeatedly made references to a Jessica romance with the Cowboys’ new star QB Tony Romo. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: smart move #1

September 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well well. Looks like she"s not completely hopeless after all. And it also looks like she might have taken that my bit of advice to heart from the other day: "Time for a new team, honey. Starting with the father. In fact, get rid of ALL the men in your life and give Stephen Huvane call. That man has done wonders with mediocrity in the name of Aniston…can you imagine what he’d do with you???" Full text here Full Story

Jessica’s Downward Spiral

September 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’d say it’s time for an emergency Simpson Summit, wouldn’t you? I mean at this point, even I’m feeling a little sorry for the poor little twat. And if the bleeding doesn’t stop, I fear we might have another Hollywood breakdown on our hands. Let’s consider her recent string of humiliations, in no particular order, shall we? - Nick finds a girlfriend. Full Story

Worst Couple: James Blunt & Petra Nemcova

September 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Re-f*cking-volting. James, I mean. No doubt he can falsetto but holy sh*t is he ever ugly – and yes, from every possible angle. My eyes felt raped just looking at him. Those teeth, that nose, the pasty white skin juxtaposed with her beauty – it goes against every law of beauty, it offends me to the core, and I don’t understand why she looks like Pocahontas wearing a paper bag. Full Story