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The Daily BitchSlap: Janice Min on Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Us Weekly’s new cover – forget about that diet nonsense, look instead at the caption under the Plastic Surgery headline: good job for Jen and Jessica Simpson’s “Scary!” new face. Hee. Inside a blow by blow analysis of what she may have done, including pulling up the eyelids, thinning out the nose, cheek injections, and some sort of lip plumpage similar to the Restalyne treatment she had before. Full Story

Jessica in Elle: the fact among the lies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Simpson on the cover of the upcoming issue of Elle in what must be the most unimaginative photo shoot ever. Big hair, big tits, pink dress, wind machine…never seen that before, you? And then there’s the interview. She addresses the breakdown of her marriage, she describes her current relationship with Nick, she discusses how it felt to see Nick with another woman so soon after their split: "Oh, it hurt me. Full Story

John Mayer: Michael Jackson & the hooker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

The Look of Shame again prominently displayed at the weekend in Miami as John Mayer continues to suffer the indignity of being seen in public with Jessica Simpson, to the amazement of his fans and supporters who are increasingly bewildered by the surprising longevity of this relationship. Full Story

John Mayer’s Look of Shame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2007 12:00:00 January 26, 2007 12:00:00

In Florida last night after his show, maybe it’s just me but I see shame in his eyes. The eyes, the body language – this is not a man who is proud of his conquest or particularly happy to associated with it. Rather, this is a man who is bearing a heavy sense of embarrassment, the same look you’ve likely seen over and over again – on your own face or the face of a friend, after a night of wild partying and drinking, it used to happen all the time for us in university. Full Story

Basic Communication with Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

I’m relieved today that I’m not a fan of John Mayer. To those of you who are, I send you my deepest condolences and sympathise with your disappointment. Because any which way you cut it, John Mayer looks bad. And for a dude with a solid fan base, with a sense of humour, who appeared to have some intelligence, John Mayer doesn’t only look bad…he actually looks WORSE. Full Story

Jess & John take the tits to South Beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2007 12:00:00 January 23, 2007 12:00:00

Out for dinner on Monday night - still on and heating up. To the point where John Mayer is not only ok with it, he actually looks smug about being seen out in public with his blow up doll...and truth be told, from a dude’s standpoint at least – why not? She really does have fantastic tits. And while we’re at it, new exclusive dish about what she left behind in Louisiana, now that shooting has wrapped. Full Story

Jessica Simpson"s Nightstand Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2006 12:00:00 December 11, 2006 12:00:00

Fresh and exclusive smut from Shreveport, Louisiana – reposted from Friday for those who may have missed it. Jess is there shooting Blonde Ambition, renting a house in a swanky neighbourhood, girl came equipped with a huge wardrobe, mostly boots - the over the knee kind - and coats with big fur collars, though she"s probably not getting much use out of them given her rather low key life while in town. Full Story

Jessica Simpson"s Nightstand Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2006 12:00:00 December 8, 2006 12:00:00

Fresh and exclusive smut from Shreveport, Louisiana! Jess is there shooting Blonde Ambition, renting a house in a swanky neighbourhood, girl came equipped with a huge wardrobe, mostly boots - the over the knee kind - and coats with big fur collars, though she"s probably not getting much use out of them given her rather low key life while in town. Full Story

About Jess & Tony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

Wanted to reply quickly to several emails that I have just come in on the heels of the Jessica Simpson/John Mayer article from earlier this morning, especially after the Dallas/TB game yesterday during which the announcers repeatedly made references to a Jessica romance with the Cowboys’ new star QB Tony Romo. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: smart move #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2006 12:00:00 September 8, 2006 12:00:00

Well well. Looks like she"s not completely hopeless after all. And it also looks like she might have taken that my bit of advice to heart from the other day: "Time for a new team, honey. Starting with the father. In fact, get rid of ALL the men in your life and give Stephen Huvane call. That man has done wonders with mediocrity in the name of Aniston…can you imagine what he’d do with you???" Full text here Full Story

Jessica’s Downward Spiral

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2006 12:00:00 September 7, 2006 12:00:00

I’d say it’s time for an emergency Simpson Summit, wouldn’t you? I mean at this point, even I’m feeling a little sorry for the poor little twat. And if the bleeding doesn’t stop, I fear we might have another Hollywood breakdown on our hands. Let’s consider her recent string of humiliations, in no particular order, shall we? - Nick finds a girlfriend. Full Story