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Katy Perry kept it short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 16:50:23 August 24, 2012 16:50:23
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On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Full Story

Never in daylight?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2012 20:37:55 August 13, 2012 20:37:55
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Katy Perry and John Mayer are...dealing with each other. So far there have been a few sightings, all at night time. And one morning after which is just an extension of the evening anyway. Until they’re seen on an outing together when the sun is out then, I hope that’s all it is, and what it should have just been with Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: action, nothing more. Full Story

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How long before he starts tweeting about her tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2012 15:33:22 August 2, 2012 15:33:22
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Katy Perry has marvellous ones. And, well, John Mayer isn’t exactly known for under-sharing. So it’s true then - Katy and John are officially a thing now, seen leaving Chateau Marmont together last night in his car, clearly ready to go public. You can imagine how much that would have swollen his dick, right? No Shame Face for John Mayer this time! John Mayer adds yet another babe (I hate this word but it’s fitting here) to his long list of babes including Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, and Taylor Swift. Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence and a douchebag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2012 21:13:23 June 29, 2012 21:13:23
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I hope she’s not dumb. Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Lawrence was out with John Mayer the other night. They were with a group of friends. He gave her extra special attention and she seemed to enjoy it. Apparently he also wanted to get her drunk. Full Story

Well that didn’t last long

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2012 18:28:21 June 6, 2012 18:28:21
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John Mayer is promoting a new album. A few weeks ago, I wrote this article about his self-imposed retreat, subsequent return, and seeming new perspective. As I noted in that post, I couldn’t criticise; he did indeed take ownership of his mistakes and accountability for his ego. Full Story

John Mayer went to Montana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2012 15:35:28 May 18, 2012 15:35:28
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Two years ago he was a tweeting, blogging, pissing, insufferable douchebag. And he admits to it. Then he did what so few of them have the courage to do: John Mayer promised to go away and...he actually went away. John Mayer was sick of himself. John Mayer was sick of how he’d been affected by fame. John Mayer paid attention to and agreed with the critics who called him that loser from high school intoxicated by newfound popularity, thrashing around like a goddamn fool. Full Story

Do you miss John Mayer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2012 16:39:12 March 29, 2012 16:39:12
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I don’t listen to his music so I don’t miss John Mayer...artistically. But I do miss his gossip. A lot. We were just talking about this in the Lily Allen article below. About going away. About being sick of yourself, and not being happy about how you’re being portrayed, and actively removing yourself from the conversation. Full Story

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Porny listens to someone who can sing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 09:09:03 August 16, 2011 09:09:03

Every time someone breaks Adele’s heart she is a mess. Then she writes great songs. And she’s still a mess. But through writing and performing she recovers. Only to repeat the process all over again. But at least there’s some growth out of it. And a gift to music. Every time someone breaks Jessica Simpson’s heart she is a mess. Full Story

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Scarjo’s ugly phase is over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2011 08:24:07 June 3, 2011 08:24:07

If this was her decision, that is. People.com is reporting that Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are over. They’d been together about 3 months. Not too long. People cites a source who says it’s done, that Scarjo’s shooting in New Mexico and hasn’t seen him since they held hands in Washington for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Full Story

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Norman’s announcement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2011 10:06:29 May 18, 2011 10:06:29

Jennifer Aniston lost her dog Norman recently. He was 15. I can barely talk about this. For those of you who have dogs, I know you understand. My oldest, Marcus, is 8 in June. Marcus is my first dog, my 30th birthday present. And I am still obsessed with him. So I can imagine it must have been hard for her, I can’t imagine HOW hard it must have been for her. Full Story