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Porny listens to someone who can sing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 09:09:03 August 16, 2011 09:09:03

Every time someone breaks Adele’s heart she is a mess. Then she writes great songs. And she’s still a mess. But through writing and performing she recovers. Only to repeat the process all over again. But at least there’s some growth out of it. And a gift to music. Every time someone breaks Jessica Simpson’s heart she is a mess. Full Story

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Scarjo’s ugly phase is over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2011 08:24:07 June 3, 2011 08:24:07

If this was her decision, that is. People.com is reporting that Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are over. They’d been together about 3 months. Not too long. People cites a source who says it’s done, that Scarjo’s shooting in New Mexico and hasn’t seen him since they held hands in Washington for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Full Story

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Norman’s announcement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2011 10:06:29 May 18, 2011 10:06:29

Jennifer Aniston lost her dog Norman recently. He was 15. I can barely talk about this. For those of you who have dogs, I know you understand. My oldest, Marcus, is 8 in June. Marcus is my first dog, my 30th birthday present. And I am still obsessed with him. So I can imagine it must have been hard for her, I can’t imagine HOW hard it must have been for her. Full Story

Douches on a carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 10:14:46 May 2, 2011 10:14:46

Tiger Jam happened in Vegas this weekend. How do you look less douchey? Stand next to someone super-douchey. Like, I don’t mind Keith Urban’s hair so much when Tiger Woods’s shirt and John Mayer’s hat get in the way. Right? I don’t give a sh-t who you are… Prince Hot Harry on a Horse couldn’t pull off that goddamn shirt. Full Story

Ryan Gosling and John Mayer fan encounters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2011 12:43:25 March 8, 2011 12:43:25

Ryan Gosling was in Detroit yesterday as production on The Ides of March has moved there after Cincinnati. Ryan stopped for autographs and a few photos. And that is totally a Josh Lyman tie. I miss Josh Lyman. Is his character a little Josh Lyman-y? OMG can you imagine? Josh Lyman’s personality – and gait – with Ryan Gosling’s everything else? Please let there be a lot of walking and talking in George Clooney’s movie. Full Story

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Grammy Worst: John Mayer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 08:25:42 February 14, 2011 08:25:42

This is Johnny Depp’s cue to stop looking so bedraggled and bloated. Because when people see John Mayer and call it a comparison, it’s never, never a compliment. As so many of you have emailed to say – John Mayer last night was channelling Johnny Depp. Miserably. Like he spends a lot of time in bed, eating crisps and writing in his journal, masturbating to Nancy Grace, working on his poetry… It’s pitiful. Full Story

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Meeting up with the ex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2010 09:30:06 December 20, 2010 09:30:06

Written by Sasha Hi SashaAbout 2 years ago I was dating a guy. It was a great relationship, we had lots in common, he was affectionate, my family loved him, and we had an amazing sex life. However it all ended when he cheated on me with an ex after about 5 months in. Full Story

Worst of 2010: John Mayer in Playboy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2010 14:37:00 December 9, 2010 14:37:00

This was the interview where he called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm. Totally offside and really, really disrespectful and I know this is wrong but every time I hear that expression now, SEXUAL NAPALM, I see Porny and her high waisted pants and, well, I chuckle. But it was – if anything –the only funny part of an interview that was terrifyingly stupid and offensive. Full Story

Well this is an interesting look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 08:30:42 November 2, 2010 08:30:42

But first, it’s confirmed: Taylor Swift sold a million copies of Speak Now last week, the most album sales in a week since 2008, amid panic about the recording industry, and partly helped, perhaps, by the inclusion of a song called Dear John, about John Mayer, who f-cked around with her heart. Full Story

Swifty doesn’t deny it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2010 08:59:03 October 20, 2010 08:59:03

I was gloating yesterday re: Taylor Swift’s new song Dear John being about John Mayer after he, obviously, f-cked her up during their secret relationship. Click here for a refresher on those lyrics. This girl does not mess. Prefer it so much more than when she’s aw-shucks-ing onstage after winning an award that she so clearly was going to win. Full Story

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