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I prefer Silver…just barely

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2010 11:03:45 July 23, 2010 11:03:45

Written by Jacek Thought it would be appropriate if I wrote about John Mayer’s appearance on the Today show earlier this morning. If you missed the poll a couple of weeks ago, it was suggested after the Smut Soiree that I looked like John Mayer. Full Story

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Help me settle a bet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2010 13:00:14 June 30, 2010 13:00:14

Jacek was wearing his hair longer through 2008 and 2009. Before then no one thought he looked like John Mayer. Then it got shaggy and suddenly some people started pointing out the resemblance. I don’t see a resemblance. But I have colleagues who insist on it. All night at the Smut Soiree they were insisting on it. Full Story

Swifty loses but wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2010 08:31:44 June 10, 2010 08:31:44

Taylor Swift lost out to Country Bitch last night at the CMT Awards but beat her ass on the carpet with her straight hair, love it so much. Swifty looked amazing, non? For once she’s not wearing sparkles/sequins/gold/silver/a dress from the Enchanted Ball. Good. Swifty has been extra extra careful about whatever undercover business she has going on with John Mayer the last few months. Full Story

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Taylor’s Summer’s Eve

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 08:41:28 April 19, 2010 08:41:28

This is what I’m calling her dress. Because the lavender and the lace and the embroidery, it all reminds me of a certain generation of delicate ladies who refer to their Summer’s Eves in hushed tones and never miss an afternoon of tea. So why the f-ck is Taylor Swift wearing it? She hurts me with her style. Full Story

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As predicted...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 09:17:29 March 11, 2010 09:17:29

Porny was so cute and casual and pretty yesterday at the airport. Click here for a refresher. However, as I noted at the end of that article: “But watch, tomorrow on the talk shows she’ll be back to what they make her: too old and too tacky. Full Story

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Douchey is sorry. Always sorry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 06:54:00 February 11, 2010 06:54:00

John Mayer tweeted at New Year’s that he’d be taking some time to reflect, to cut off his Twitter musings, to try and tame his famewhore. That worked for about a week. Then he spoke to Rolling Stone and extolled the virtues of masturbation, revealing that he jerks off to his ex girlfriends all the time. Full Story

Porny Crack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 12:17:00 February 10, 2010 12:17:00

Best. Interview. EVER. Sure, he’s a vile pig. We’re at rehearsal right now for Olympic Morning, and I am laughing my ass off. Not because that mother-cker isn’t a sick bitch, but because it’s just another case of douche spew coming out of his mouth. Who else can entertain this way? Every time he speaks it’s gold. Full Story

Douchey misses Swifty?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 13:49:56 February 9, 2010 13:49:56

Taylor Swift is touring Australia. John Mayer, in yet another cryptic tweet, posted on his Twitter a while ago that he’s missing someone. What's that song that goes "It's a quarter after one, I just huffed a can of ceiling paint and I need you now?" I like that one. Full Story

Madonna’s Jesus Juice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 11:30:58 February 3, 2010 11:30:58

So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’t already. Full Story

Grammy Off Key

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 09:05:00 February 1, 2010 09:05:00

I still love her. Still admire her. Am still down with her talent, her capability, her attitude, her work. But can we all concede she’s not strong on vocals? On the night when she should have been backing up her wins and nominations with some vocals, the vocals totally sucked sh-t. Could barely stand to listen to it. Full Story

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John Mayer & Keith Urban Crossroads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 12:59:23 January 27, 2010 12:59:23

It was taped last night. Third Lip was not seen. There was room for only one ego in the joint, it belonged to John Mayer. One source described it as follows: “he’s a rambling douche”. And his self-indulgent f-ckery wasn’t well received. Here’s an incident that sums it up: The musicians had plenty of opportunity to prep. Full Story