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It’s been a while

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2010 17:24:58 September 21, 2010 17:24:58

Do you miss John Mayer? Apparently he’s stopped talking out of his Twitter ass now that he’s working on a new album, or something. And not the way he quit the other 15 times. This time he straight up deleted his account, almost 4 million followers totally wiped out, conveniently amid rumours that he was hooking up again with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Remember John & Jen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2010 07:34:55 August 27, 2010 07:34:55

No? That’s the problem. Some people are trying to sell some bullsh-t about Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer getting back together. Maybe because no one went to see her movie. Maybe because he worries no one cares anymore. It’s not like these two have never hooked up for a headline before, right? So there was some speculation that they were back on, and a few outlets like The Huffington Post tried to intrigue us about John singing to Jen at his show the other night, cryptic comments during his crowd banter that was supposedly meant to tell her – or a woman who looked like her standing side stage – that he was ready to give it another go. Full Story

I prefer Silver…just barely

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2010 11:03:45 July 23, 2010 11:03:45

Written by Jacek Thought it would be appropriate if I wrote about John Mayer’s appearance on the Today show earlier this morning. If you missed the poll a couple of weeks ago, it was suggested after the Smut Soiree that I looked like John Mayer. Full Story

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Help me settle a bet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2010 13:00:14 June 30, 2010 13:00:14

Jacek was wearing his hair longer through 2008 and 2009. Before then no one thought he looked like John Mayer. Then it got shaggy and suddenly some people started pointing out the resemblance. I don’t see a resemblance. But I have colleagues who insist on it. All night at the Smut Soiree they were insisting on it. Full Story

Swifty loses but wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2010 08:31:44 June 10, 2010 08:31:44

Taylor Swift lost out to Country Bitch last night at the CMT Awards but beat her ass on the carpet with her straight hair, love it so much. Swifty looked amazing, non? For once she’s not wearing sparkles/sequins/gold/silver/a dress from the Enchanted Ball. Good. Swifty has been extra extra careful about whatever undercover business she has going on with John Mayer the last few months. Full Story

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Taylor’s Summer’s Eve

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 08:41:28 April 19, 2010 08:41:28

This is what I’m calling her dress. Because the lavender and the lace and the embroidery, it all reminds me of a certain generation of delicate ladies who refer to their Summer’s Eves in hushed tones and never miss an afternoon of tea. So why the f-ck is Taylor Swift wearing it? She hurts me with her style. Full Story

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As predicted...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 09:17:29 March 11, 2010 09:17:29

Porny was so cute and casual and pretty yesterday at the airport. Click here for a refresher. However, as I noted at the end of that article: “But watch, tomorrow on the talk shows she’ll be back to what they make her: too old and too tacky. Full Story

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Douchey is sorry. Always sorry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 06:54:00 February 11, 2010 06:54:00

John Mayer tweeted at New Year’s that he’d be taking some time to reflect, to cut off his Twitter musings, to try and tame his famewhore. That worked for about a week. Then he spoke to Rolling Stone and extolled the virtues of masturbation, revealing that he jerks off to his ex girlfriends all the time. Full Story

Porny Crack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 12:17:00 February 10, 2010 12:17:00

Best. Interview. EVER. Sure, he’s a vile pig. We’re at rehearsal right now for Olympic Morning, and I am laughing my ass off. Not because that mother-cker isn’t a sick bitch, but because it’s just another case of douche spew coming out of his mouth. Who else can entertain this way? Every time he speaks it’s gold. Full Story

Douchey misses Swifty?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 13:49:56 February 9, 2010 13:49:56

Taylor Swift is touring Australia. John Mayer, in yet another cryptic tweet, posted on his Twitter a while ago that he’s missing someone. What's that song that goes "It's a quarter after one, I just huffed a can of ceiling paint and I need you now?" I like that one. Full Story

Madonna’s Jesus Juice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 11:30:58 February 3, 2010 11:30:58

So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’t already. Full Story