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Taylor’s Summer’s Eve

April 19, 2010 08:41:28 Posted at April 19, 2010 08:41:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what I’m calling her dress. Because the lavender and the lace and the embroidery, it all reminds me of a certain generation of delicate ladies who refer to their Summer’s Eves in hushed tones and never miss an afternoon of tea. So why the f-ck is Taylor Swift wearing it? She hurts me with her style. Full Story

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As predicted...

March 11, 2010 09:17:29 Posted at March 11, 2010 09:17:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny was so cute and casual and pretty yesterday at the airport. Click here for a refresher. However, as I noted at the end of that article: “But watch, tomorrow on the talk shows she’ll be back to what they make her: too old and too tacky. Full Story

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Douchey is sorry. Always sorry

February 11, 2010 06:54:00 Posted at February 11, 2010 06:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer tweeted at New Year’s that he’d be taking some time to reflect, to cut off his Twitter musings, to try and tame his famewhore. That worked for about a week. Then he spoke to Rolling Stone and extolled the virtues of masturbation, revealing that he jerks off to his ex girlfriends all the time. Full Story

Porny Crack

February 10, 2010 12:17:00 Posted at February 10, 2010 12:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best. Interview. EVER. Sure, he’s a vile pig. We’re at rehearsal right now for Olympic Morning, and I am laughing my ass off. Not because that mother-cker isn’t a sick bitch, but because it’s just another case of douche spew coming out of his mouth. Who else can entertain this way? Every time he speaks it’s gold. Full Story

Douchey misses Swifty?

February 9, 2010 13:49:56 Posted at February 9, 2010 13:49:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Swift is touring Australia. John Mayer, in yet another cryptic tweet, posted on his Twitter a while ago that he’s missing someone. What's that song that goes "It's a quarter after one, I just huffed a can of ceiling paint and I need you now?" I like that one. Full Story

Madonna’s Jesus Juice

February 3, 2010 11:30:58 Posted at February 3, 2010 11:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’t already. Full Story

Grammy Off Key

February 1, 2010 09:05:00 Posted at February 1, 2010 09:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I still love her. Still admire her. Am still down with her talent, her capability, her attitude, her work. But can we all concede she’s not strong on vocals? On the night when she should have been backing up her wins and nominations with some vocals, the vocals totally sucked sh-t. Could barely stand to listen to it. Full Story

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John Mayer & Keith Urban Crossroads

January 27, 2010 12:59:23 Posted at January 27, 2010 12:59:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was taped last night. Third Lip was not seen. There was room for only one ego in the joint, it belonged to John Mayer. One source described it as follows: “he’s a rambling douche”. And his self-indulgent f-ckery wasn’t well received. Here’s an incident that sums it up: The musicians had plenty of opportunity to prep. Full Story

Oh Swifty...please be careful

January 27, 2010 11:32:00 Posted at January 27, 2010 11:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night John Mayer was in Nashville for the Crossroads taping with Keith Urban. More on how that went down later. Taylor Swift attended amid speculation that she and Mayer are now dating. My sources tell me she was backstage before the show, totally crushing on him, very "smitten", flirting, like a young girl intoxicated by attraction to an older man, too young to separate artistry from douchery. Full Story

CNN vs Jennifer Aniston

January 21, 2010 08:16:21 Posted at January 21, 2010 08:16:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine may be buying up all the real estate inside Jennifer Aniston’s ass but CNN has taken a decidedly different approach. Which is very surprising. And amazingly smutty. Mainstream outlets don’t usually go for the snark. Theirs is the clean and friendly approach. This why the Blog began to grow. Full Story

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John Mayer is still f-cking Jen & Jess

January 20, 2010 07:48:00 Posted at January 20, 2010 07:48:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In his mind. When he jerks off. These are his go-to girls. For reals. And he admits it. To Rolling Stone. Have you heard? Here’s the thing... before we cut him down... I’ll take a John Mayer interview before a bland, boring, generic, cookie cutter interview any time. Like Jessica Biel in Vogue. Full Story