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Reading Third Lip and touring with a douche

January 20, 2010 07:11:19 Posted at January 20, 2010 07:11:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You all had such a good time reading Bill Paxton’s lips the other day after the Golden Globes and deciphering whether or not he said he “lost to cancer” that we’re doing it again, this time with Third Lip Nicole Kidman. Did she drop a f-ck bomb on Sophia Loren? Me I don’t think so. Full Story

Douchebag borrows material

January 14, 2010 09:03:13 Posted at January 14, 2010 09:03:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s an artist. And the thing about an artist like John Mayer, one of the most pretentious artists in the business, is that he truly believes that his sh-t is the greatest sh-t of all time. That his mind is the most unique, most original, that his thoughts are the most enlightening and profound. Full Story

Cleansing didn’t help

January 13, 2010 07:16:42 Posted at January 13, 2010 07:16:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can’t clean a douche. Does that make sense? In reference to John Mayer...yes. John announced at New Year’s on his Twitter that he was taking a break from being a dick. So you’ve heard about his pathetic stand up comedy attempts, right? Click here Full Story

Porny & Pumpkin in studio together

January 13, 2010 06:58:00 Posted at January 13, 2010 06:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh well now they’re bumpin’ arts. You know this means love. Jessica Simpson has publicly acknowledged her relationship with Billy Corgan. Check it out – two photos posted on her Twitter showing them in studio together taken by a professional photographer. Full Story

Lilo like a Country Bitch

December 28, 2009 07:05:33 Posted at December 28, 2009 07:05:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan spent Christmas in New York with her family. Saturday night she hit up the Rangers game with her sister and brother. Afterwards they were spotted at that piece of sh-t douchebag Sean Avery’s Warren 77…with Avery himself and 3 other players. According to the lovely Isabelle, Aaron Voros (who bounces in and out of lineups, not exactly a top forward) had his arm around her most of the night. Full Story

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Douchebag is an accidental racist

December 10, 2009 06:47:55 Posted at December 10, 2009 06:47:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer, whose expanding ego apparently knows no limits, has apparently been trying his hand at standup comedy. Which is not surprising. If you’ve listened to any of his interviews, or follow him on Twitter, this bitch truly believes he’s the funniest sh-t since Johnny Carson and smarter than everyone else in the business. Full Story

Porny & the Pumpkin

December 9, 2009 09:21:00 Posted at December 9, 2009 09:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

E!Online is reporting that Jessica Simpson has found a new boyfriend: Billy Corgan. Random. And terrible. Billy Corgan is talented, sure, but he deals with Courtney Love. Porny’s now running in this circle? She won’t survive it. Full Story

Douche + Pip

December 9, 2009 09:06:01 Posted at December 9, 2009 09:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re hoping Vevo is the music industry’s salvation. I just went to the site, it took a thousand years to load. Heavy traffic. In support of Vevo, many of the most famous and influential artists and players in the world showed up (or were summoned) to support the launch including Bono, Clive Davis, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, even Shania Twain on a rare public night, and Sheryl Crow, the aforementioned Mimi, 50 Cent, and more…including John Mayer. Full Story

When Pee met Spittle

November 24, 2009 12:40:36 Posted at November 24, 2009 12:40:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer covers the new Details. Don’t ask me to summarise the article for you. Just know that he uses a lot of big word and puts them into abstract thoughts and jerks off to the sound of his own voice and the profundity of his purely original thoughts. Looking at John Mayer is stressful for me. Full Story

Selective clarification

October 16, 2009 12:19:53 Posted at October 16, 2009 12:19:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer decided to clear up a rumour on Twitter yesterday. No, not that rumour. He ignored that rumour but instead addressed another one: Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, yes. Had a blast. Danced my face off. Someone there planted a kiss on me? No. I don't like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Full Story

You idiot

October 14, 2009 09:48:12 Posted at October 14, 2009 09:48:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

etalk has the advance pages and I’m reporting on it for the show tonight at 7pm. It’s Us Weekly’s new exclusive: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. For the third time. Apparently she can’t get enough. Apparently he has some kind of power urine hold on her and she can’t quit the taste. Full Story