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Douchebag is an accidental racist

December 10, 2009 06:47:55 Posted at December 10, 2009 06:47:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer, whose expanding ego apparently knows no limits, has apparently been trying his hand at standup comedy. Which is not surprising. If you’ve listened to any of his interviews, or follow him on Twitter, this bitch truly believes he’s the funniest sh-t since Johnny Carson and smarter than everyone else in the business. Full Story

Porny & the Pumpkin

December 9, 2009 09:21:00 Posted at December 9, 2009 09:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

E!Online is reporting that Jessica Simpson has found a new boyfriend: Billy Corgan. Random. And terrible. Billy Corgan is talented, sure, but he deals with Courtney Love. Porny’s now running in this circle? She won’t survive it. Full Story

Douche + Pip

December 9, 2009 09:06:01 Posted at December 9, 2009 09:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re hoping Vevo is the music industry’s salvation. I just went to the site, it took a thousand years to load. Heavy traffic. In support of Vevo, many of the most famous and influential artists and players in the world showed up (or were summoned) to support the launch including Bono, Clive Davis, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, even Shania Twain on a rare public night, and Sheryl Crow, the aforementioned Mimi, 50 Cent, and more…including John Mayer. Full Story

When Pee met Spittle

November 24, 2009 12:40:36 Posted at November 24, 2009 12:40:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer covers the new Details. Don’t ask me to summarise the article for you. Just know that he uses a lot of big word and puts them into abstract thoughts and jerks off to the sound of his own voice and the profundity of his purely original thoughts. Looking at John Mayer is stressful for me. Full Story

Selective clarification

October 16, 2009 12:19:53 Posted at October 16, 2009 12:19:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer decided to clear up a rumour on Twitter yesterday. No, not that rumour. He ignored that rumour but instead addressed another one: Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, yes. Had a blast. Danced my face off. Someone there planted a kiss on me? No. I don't like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Full Story

You idiot

October 14, 2009 09:48:12 Posted at October 14, 2009 09:48:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

etalk has the advance pages and I’m reporting on it for the show tonight at 7pm. It’s Us Weekly’s new exclusive: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. For the third time. Apparently she can’t get enough. Apparently he has some kind of power urine hold on her and she can’t quit the taste. Full Story

Douchey’s $800 hair

October 13, 2009 11:36:45 Posted at October 13, 2009 11:36:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I bunked at Duana’s last week when I was in Toronto and Michelle came over one night late and somehow our super fun conversation degenerated into a John Mayer lovefest during which they tried to peer pressure me into appreciating him by playing me his song Comfortable. They sat on the couch, two giggling adolescents, singing and reading along with the lyrics. Full Story

Douchebag weekend

September 15, 2009 08:42:05 Posted at September 15, 2009 08:42:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Katy Perry. Page Six reports that on Friday night, Katy Petty was spotted at a bar making out with John Mayer. After the MVAs, she and Russell Brand were at a party and ended up going at it in a corner. It’s a like a douchebag buffet in her mouth. Full Story

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She’s not high fiving his penis

September 10, 2009 08:02:03 Posted at September 10, 2009 08:02:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What would it be like without John Mayer? I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged. So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click here Full Story

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Charity from a douche

August 28, 2009 09:53:46 Posted at August 28, 2009 09:53:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer couldn’t make a donation quietly, without fanfare. Of course not. Philanthropy is all about the attention, right? The shenanigans took place yesterday. On his Twitter John challenged TMZ to find his mug shot. So ensued a series of back and forth posts culminating in this photo taken several years ago when John was arrested for driving with a suspended license. Full Story

How to behave

August 10, 2009 14:56:48 Posted at August 10, 2009 14:56:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like a douche? So apparently it wasn’t his mother – click here to read Sunday’s article about John Mayer out for dinner with two older ladies in his monogrammed jacket trying to be funny. Full Story