Real hair and spray hair

August 10, 2012 17:52:35 Posted at August 10, 2012 17:52:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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John Travolta was at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association event yesterday with his hair all dark and thickly colour-sprayed to the point where it now looks almost Spock-ish. Juxtapose that with Bradley Cooper, the reigning underwhelming Sexiest Man Alive, whose hair is his best feature and...

Does John want to strangle him out of jealousy or f-ck him from desire?

It’s hard to say.

John has a lot of people to thank right now for taking the heat off his masseur shenanigans: Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Ryan Lochte, Gabrielle Douglas...

Relief is what that smile is about. Relief.

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