Revolting wears a Hairpiece?

June 29, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 29, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So says the Daily Mail. Check it out – a close up of his hairline and note the mesh attached. Makes me feel a little sorry for him actually. Not for his follicle challenge but the pitiful impression it suggests – a man confined inside a closet, reprogrammed regularly in order to remain so, who has had to suppress his true sequined self his whole life, only able to exercise a little flame on the dance floor once every few years, and who is now aging and fighting it every step of the way on top of whatever Xenu penance he is still paying for straying from the rule book last year on the set of Hairspray.


Travolta the Tragic…it is indeed tragic, non?



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