This is how you wear it when A. it’s thinning and B. people think you’re gay.
Check out John Travolta last night at a special screening of Hairspray. You will note the portly Pilot’s mane is thicker than ever. Amazing the self delusional abilities of the MiniVan Majority.
Can you believe there are still people out there who believe he prefers P over C?
Quick observation – his skin tone. It’s eerily similar to the GMD’s: a little bit clammy, curiously pink, old but young at the same time…
You think Xenu’s working on an anti-aging formula?