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Hot Bruce is a Gay Magnet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2008 11:32:00 January 7, 2008 11:32:00

At the Palm Springs Film Festival this weekend – Bruce Willis looking actually kinda sexy and distinguished and this apparently did not escape the attention of one John Travolta who, as you can see, gave Bruce a rather intimate embrace. And check out John trying to tuck in his raging flamer on the red carpet. Full Story

Gay Biker Chic: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 12:20:27 December 14, 2007 12:20:27

John Travolta had a lot of fun promoting Wild Hogs – leather pants rubbin’ up on his privates all day. It’s only too bad they made him leave the studded dog collar and leash at home. But still…how can you not look at this and giggle? 2007 was quite a year at the box office for the reformed Sci, having strayed from the Church in Toronto during too many a male massage therapy sessions. Full Story

John Travolta Butabi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 09:35:41 November 15, 2007 09:35:41

What is love…baby don’t hurt me…don’t hurt me…no mo’… Credit to LM for the idea – do you remember A Night at the Roxbury? The Butabi Brothers? Is John Travolta the third brother? Am dying laughing. photos from Splash Full Story

Hetero Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 09:01:13 November 15, 2007 09:01:13

This is how you wear it when A. it’s thinning and B. people think you’re gay. Check out John Travolta last night at a special screening of Hairspray. You will note the portly Pilot’s mane is thicker than ever. Amazing the self delusional abilities of the MiniVan Majority. Can you believe there are still people out there who believe he prefers P over C? Quick observation – his skin tone. Full Story

Who Needs a Refill?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2007 00:00:00 October 29, 2007 00:00:00

The GMD was in Paris to promote Lions for Lambs and apparently needs a refill of Xenu Juice because someone’s gay wants to come out to play. It happens to the best of them, you know? When they’re too far from the mothership, in desperate need of an audit, far from the church members who keep them in line, their defences begin to slip – see John Travolta’s male masseur c*ckstands in Toronto when he allegedly terrorised an upscale health club with his ill timed advances towards only male service providers. Full Story

The First Sci Wives Club

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 00:00:00 October 23, 2007 00:00:00

Here are Kelly Preston and John Travolta at the Hollywood Awards last night, ever the perfect couple, devoted to each other and of course to their Church. Word is, she is Xenu’s most loyal disciple and the one responsible for keeping him in check, especially when he falls off the spaceship … which actually wasn’t too long ago. Full Story

Fair is Fair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2007 12:00:00 July 18, 2007 12:00:00

The gay vote is unanimous. Every ‘mo I know loved Hairspray. And many, many girls too. So if you’re into musicals, be assured Hairspray is not the colossal bore that Dreamgirls was. Scientologists are invincible, non? Still, his success also means Michelle Pfeiffer’s triumphant comeback. Full Story

RoboBride Supports the Mo"s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2007 12:00:00 July 17, 2007 12:00:00

Katie Holmes was let out of the GMD’s clutches for a very good reason yesterday: to attend the premiere of Hairspray starring none other than church-mate John Travolta. And free from the diminutive influence of her husband, Katie as you can see is workin’ the carpet hard, giving us a sad glimpse of what could have been. Full Story

The Little Sci Bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Little Sci and Katie in Germany playing at a park – as you can see, Katie’s yummy mummy style is fashioned after Mrs Beckhams. Perfect ensemble for a kiddie romp, non? The First Family of Scientology is in Berlin to shoot Tom’s controversial new movie and Katie was expected at Berlin Fashion Week but arrived so late they shut her down at the door! Hangin’ off of Xenu’s ride with his Robobride – the GMD can’t get no love from Germany. Full Story

Homo to Homo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

As my colleague Deano said earlier: too easy. Check out John Travolta chatting up John Waters last night following the Hairspray premiere. It’s all in the wrist, you know? No but seriously...isn"t Revolting rockin" the great hair? Those plugs totally worked!  Full Story

Revolting wears a Hairpiece?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

So says the Daily Mail. Check it out – a close up of his hairline and note the mesh attached. Makes me feel a little sorry for him actually. Not for his follicle challenge but the pitiful impression it suggests – a man confined inside a closet, reprogrammed regularly in order to remain so, who has had to suppress his true sequined self his whole life, only able to exercise a little flame on the dance floor once every few years, and who is now aging and fighting it every step of the way on top of whatever Xenu penance he is still paying for straying from the rule book last year on the set of Hairspray. Full Story