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Scientology and Hairspray

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2007 12:00:00 January 19, 2007 12:00:00

The Pilot in drag. For a role, of course. Never in real life. Because John Travolta’s only indulgence is a really a great massage, right? And when your muscles are getting kneaded with such pleasure, resulting in so much relaxation, courtesy of a goodlooking masseur, c*ckstands are actually just par for the course. Full Story

Angelina: couture pilot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

Another photo from Vogue - Angelina upping the cool quotient by flying her plane while rockin" a designer suit. Love how her legs are spread so unflatteringly while she"s navigating. And I can just hear the MiniVan prudes sniping: how positively unladylike! Dude - she"s trying to stay airborne during a high fashion photoshoot. Full Story

Wonky Email

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

Sorry subscribers – I don’t know what’s up with my email, am still trying to fix it, have sent clues 3 times to no avail. As such, clues below. When it’s fixed, clues directly to your inbox will resume. Thanks and so sorry for the inconvenience! Digits on the Run A very attractive male actor at a photoshoot just this past weekend, curiously without girlfriend, making a career out of making girls want to be his girlfriend. Full Story

Do All Scientologists Jump on Couches?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

They’re all awfully happy lot, aren’t they? Replace coke with Xenu Juice, it’s the secret to scientological actualisation and success, and it could just explain why they’re so damn cheerful all the time, as evidenced by Kelly Preston at the Church’s Christmas Stories XIV event at the weekend. Granted, I know it’s the holidays, I know good cheer is the norm, to be expected, but I see a whole lot more than cheer here. Full Story

The Flying Manny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2006 12:00:00 October 26, 2006 12:00:00

Deliciously smutty new tip just arrived. That pre-aerial kiss, you remember? The NY Daily News reported a while back that the Travolta’s son is autistic. Rumour has it and widely believed, the liplocking partner is Jet’s manny and he and the Boss are very close, almost inseparable. Totally platonic, of course. Full Story


This is for the girls at the Stollery Children"s Hospital NICU - for doing what you do, I can"t even imagine, I"m honoured there"s something you find helpful in reading my column. One last, last, last clue. Grizzly, Grumpy, and High is NOT John Travolta. Because our guy would rather be out on the range than stuck on a massage table. Fresh column soon, til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Jude Law: Dandy does TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2006 12:00:00 September 13, 2006 12:00:00

He’s here for 2 projects: All the King’s Men and Breaking & Entering. And as we reported on eTalk, Sienna has joined him, after kicking up a huge fuss on the set of her latest movie. My sources reported exclusively that she wanted desperately to be released from duty for a few short days so that she could be with Jude in Toronto but that film executives would not agree to it knowing the kind of drama that usually ensues when the two get together. Full Story

John Travolta: Big & Bold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2006 12:00:00 September 7, 2006 12:00:00

I"ll give him this - how many other stars would have the well massaged balls to look this hideous especially after 50? And yet here he is, John Travolta in full costume on the set of Hairspray in Toronto, a rare kind of ugly we can only describe as "eye raping", reserved for advanced level fug like James Blunt and Marc Anthony. Full Story

Thursday, August 31, 2006 Dear gossips, Due to a few technical difficulties and motherload of fresh smut, I will be posting in real time today pre-MTV VMAs. Please check the site over the next few hours and scroll down for new items. Subscribers will received the full text of the column at the very end and late tonight, I"ll also be throwing up a full VMA fashion wrap up in regular format for your Friday displeasure. Apologies for the new temporary change in format - some things can"t be helped. What"s coming? Bashing Hilary, Travolta flies light, golden for Jess (and it"s not what you think), new life for Kfed, admiring Ben, admiring Scarlett, admiring Josh, admiring Rene, and the Pitts stick it to her yet again.

John Travolta: The GGP?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2006 12:00:00 August 31, 2006 12:00:00

Thank Goddess for the National Enquirer. Thank Goddess for the pappies. Thank Goddess for every masseur who"s been asked for a Grease special, thank Goddess for every bellhop who"s personal Earth has been invaded by the Battlefield. And if you don"t know what the hell I"m talking about, check my archives and brush up on your queer smut. Full Story


My love to Barby in Argentina and all the Gisele Fan girls for the wonderful compliment! I"m flattered - thank you! Compromise is NOT John Travolta and Kelly Preston. Mr Compromise might like the exit route but it"s gotta be a girly one, you get my drift? Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey