Johnny after John
John Mayer turned up at the Grammys like a poor man’s Depp, barely. But more than a few of you noted the similarity. Then Johnny Depp turned up at the Rango premiere last in LA and it was too fresh. Not that he hasn’t looked like this for a while, but now, on the heels of that douche crawling onto the carpet stanking of his own stimulation, I need Johnny to wash that sh-t off for us immediately.
Can we please change it up? Can you take care of the bloat too?
For a gossip blogger, there are limits to loyalty. And while tolerance is a cornerstone attribute of a true fan, that doesn’t mean said fan has to pretend she’s blind. You’d have to be to deny he isn’t at his best right now. Johnny hasn’t been at his best for a while. And even though Johnny at his not best is still better than most at their all time, right now, this ongoing Tourist slump is getting a little stale.
Also attached – Depp’s Rango co-star Isla Fisher (in an unfortunate bridesmaid dress and shoes) who’s been off the circuit for a while with a second baby.
Photos from Wenn.com