This isn’t helping

December 10, 2013 15:02:23 Posted at December 10, 2013 15:02:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve been documenting the rapid decline of Johnny Depp’s appeal over the last couple of years. He’s making it easy. Check out Johnny caught with his pants down while filming a scene for Mordecai last night in London. I mean, I know it’s just a character, yet another weird and quirky character he’s adding to his ever-growing resumé of weird and quirky characters.

Apart from the aesthetic, there’s also, of course, the issue of Johnny’s personal life. It became a cliché. Middle-aged man who just wants to play his guitar leaves the mother of his two children for a twenty-something bombshell who happens to want to be a movie star. These shots of him with Amber Heard have been floating around on Facebook recently. They were sent to me a few times from several different people yesterday.

Let go of the goddamn hand. When it’s OVER someone else like that, it’s super f-cking gross, right?

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