Shaking hands and kissing babies

June 4, 2015 15:38:31 Posted at June 4, 2015 15:38:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos: Splash News, TERTIUS PICKARD/ Getty Images

Johnny Depp has cranked up the charm dial in Australia. For a few consecutive days now he’s given Australian fans waiting for him on the set of Pirates 5 the full Movie Star Treatment, as the unit publicist doesn’t seem to mind that paps are on site to document every gesture. And every gesture has been so extra.

Look at him, shaking hands, accepting hugs, bowing, pointing, blowing kisses, taking selfies…

He’s just so f-cking good at this it makes it easier to forget and forgive, right? So he smuggled in some dogs. Who cares!? So he’s always late showing up for work and delayed production. Don’t give a sh-t, I got a picture with him. By the time he leaves the country, they’ll want to nominate him for office.

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