Johnny in his jammies!

March 15, 2010 14:16:28 Posted at March 15, 2010 14:16:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you a pyjama person? I am a pyjama person. Like proper pyjamas. Not random yoga pants and a t-shirt pyjamas. No, my sh-t is matching. There are bottoms that go specifically with a top and I have a 6 pairs in rotation, and most of them, but for 1, come from the Chinese mall. I also have very particular waistband requirements. Can never understand why some manufacturers make pyjamas with the most uncomfortable, scratch waistbands ever. How are you supposed to sleep?

My friends find my pyjama issues rather amusing. Duana for instance loves reading the nonsensical Chinese to English writing that’s often printed all over my jams. Phrases like: the heart dreams in the rainbow. Obviously, Asian pyjama makers don’t really give a sh-t if their pyjama poetry has no meaning.

Anyway, the point is I am all over proper pyjamas. Soon as I come home from being out, I am showered and in my pyjamas. Am currently wearing my only pair of non-Chinese mall pyjamas. They were a gift from a friend from J Crew. Click here to see. And Johnny Depp was on set of The Tourist today in Venice wearing a variation. Except there are stripes on his. I like mine better. The stripes are like an office work shirt and why be reminded of work when you’re supposed to be at home all comfortable and relaxed?

Then again, I’m not a box office juggernaut. Holy f-ck is he owning it right now. And while the others they pretend they don’t care, you can’t tell me the Clooneys, Cruises, and Pitts of the world aren’t eyeing him with envy.

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