Johnny Depp doesn’t give a f-ck

November 27, 2014 15:23:26 Posted at November 27, 2014 15:23:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp covers the new DETAILS. Into The Woods is coming out soon. He plays the Big Bad Wolf. So this interview is about how he doesn’t give a f-ck anymore. Even though his last few movies took a dump at the box office, Johnny Depp isn’t just over it, he was never a part of it. He is beyond criticism. He’s reached nirvana. He’s existing on a different level. Because that’s what Marlon Brando told him to do, which, basically, is the point of the entire article:

Marlon Brando was Johnny Depp’s friend. Five hundred words later, and this was my only takeaway.

For all his talent though, Brando lived a sad, bitter life. It’s an interesting choice for a life coach. But it’s also really…lame?

Anytime anyone’s responds to a hater by saying, “It doesn’t matter if you don’t like it because famous person/pretty person/popular person does”, it’s lame, a weak criteria for validation.

But whatever. It’s Johnny Depp. And, yes, Johnny Depp can do whatever the f-ck he wants while not giving a f-ck because he’s found the “birdsong”, whatever that means. Have you noticed that the “birdsong” only comes to those with a lot of f-cking money?

Sure, go about your business not giving a f-ck…by profiting from the business, if that’s the true defining spirit of not giving a f-ck.

Click here to read the DETAILS feature on Johnny Depp. Oh and here’s the video. He plays his guitar with gross fingernails.

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