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Less bloaty?

October 14, 2011 14:41:55 Posted at October 14, 2011 14:41:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s Johnny Depp at the premiere of The Rum Diary last night in LA looking... pretty good and not that bloaty anymore, right? He looked pretty good and not that bloaty during his interview with Larry King too. I’ve attached a clip below. (Thanks Mary!) Johnny’s recounting a story about how he lived in Hunter S Thompson’s basement. Full Story

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Johnny be cool

October 11, 2011 14:52:52 Posted at October 11, 2011 14:52:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Roshan Perera/Splash

Johnny Depp went out for dinner the other night in LA. When he was leaving he was rushed by autograph seekers and photographers. At one point he fell down. There’s video. Now some people are calling him a drunk mess. Really? As a blogger, believe me, I understand the need to bitch and snark. As a low-life gossip piece of sh-t, I do enjoy engaging in a good tear-down of x/y/z celebrity. Full Story

Sit DOWN Johnny Depp

October 4, 2011 17:20:47 Posted at October 4, 2011 17:20:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp is promoting The Rum Diary. He sat down for an interview with Vanity Fair. It’s terrible. Maybe his worst. First there’s the rape comment. When he’s posing for a photo. When it’s a photo shoot. When the camera is capturing a “sex symbol”, he compared the experience to being violated: “Well, you just feel like you’re being raped somehow. Full Story

I can’t get with this

September 7, 2011 07:43:09 Posted at September 7, 2011 07:43:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp was also at the GQ Awards in London last night to honour his friend Keith Richards. Let’s not fight, OK? You know I adore him. You know he’s a classic. Always. I’m just saying that the eyeliner isn’t working for me, ok? It makes him look even more... puffy. Come on. Full Story

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New Johnny!

August 26, 2011 06:59:20 Posted at August 26, 2011 06:59:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What a great way to end the week. Finally! The Rum Diary has a trailer! The press release arrived in my inbox this morning, just before 9am. Of course I clicked on the clip link immediately. It’s his voice that reached me first. His voiceover. A deep sexy drawl. It makes up for what you don’t want to see if you look too closely at his face. Full Story

Johnny & Penelope: getting the shot

May 16, 2011 14:04:09 Posted at May 16, 2011 14:04:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every day, if you want to shoot arrivals at the Palais, "les marches", the famous red steps in Cannes, you have to go present your credentials at the press office at 10am to be entered into a lottery. You then return at 3pm to see if your outlet was selected. Spots are limited. For prime premieres, like Pirates of the Caribbean, it's really just the luck of the draw. Full Story

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Johnny’s face has settled too

May 6, 2011 09:44:28 Posted at May 6, 2011 09:44:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And thanks God. For much too long, especially with the Jolie in The Tourist, there was a layer of something sitting on his beautiful face, and it was heartbreaking, and frightening, to think that Johnny Depp might actually be losing his looks. Or f-cking with them. Full Story

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Don’t stand next to that man

March 3, 2011 08:52:38 Posted at March 3, 2011 08:52:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp isn’t tall to begin with, and Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck (the director) appears to be freakishly tall, so when they’re standing next to each other, Jesus, Johnny looks almost my height. They’re in Japan promoting The Tourist without Angelina Jolie. The Jolie was in Afghanistan on UNHCR business yesterday. Full Story

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Hearing Vanessa

February 17, 2011 07:33:56 Posted at February 17, 2011 07:33:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vanessa Paradis performed at Town Hall in New York last night. Johnny Depp was in the house to support her. The two were photographed leaving the venue together. It’s her first tour in over a decade to promote the release of her greatest hits album. She’s been doing this for 23 years. What? Yeah 23 years. Full Story

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Johnny after John

February 15, 2011 08:00:45 Posted at February 15, 2011 08:00:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer turned up at the Grammys like a poor man’s Depp, barely. But more than a few of you noted the similarity. Then Johnny Depp turned up at the Rango premiere last in LA and it was too fresh. Not that he hasn’t looked like this for a while, but now, on the heels of that douche crawling onto the carpet stanking of his own stimulation, I need Johnny to wash that sh-t off for us immediately. Full Story

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Globe Downey over Depp

January 17, 2011 10:42:18 Posted at January 17, 2011 10:42:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp is cool. No doubt. But RDJ is cool too. And RDJ is charming. I wouldn’t say charming is a Depp attribute. Too tanned and bloated however are two attributes he’s currently owning too often. So, on this night, when Robert Downey Jr stood up and told all the ladies he wanted to f-ck them, while Johnny sat uncomfortably at his table, on this night we give it to RDJ. Full Story

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