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Globe Downey over Depp

January 17, 2011 10:42:18 Posted at January 17, 2011 10:42:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp is cool. No doubt. But RDJ is cool too. And RDJ is charming. I wouldn’t say charming is a Depp attribute. Too tanned and bloated however are two attributes he’s currently owning too often. So, on this night, when Robert Downey Jr stood up and told all the ladies he wanted to f-ck them, while Johnny sat uncomfortably at his table, on this night we give it to RDJ. Full Story

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Johnny’s Miami family weekend

December 20, 2010 08:21:00 Posted at December 20, 2010 08:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week Star Magazine accused Johnny Depp of cheating on Vanessa Paradis with some 19 year old trick on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. This weekend he was shot in Miami, taking his kid to the Justin Bieber concert (Bieber shouted him out during the show) and yesterday with V and the children at the Dolphins game vs the Bills. Full Story

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Johnny in the tabloids

December 17, 2010 10:49:00 Posted at December 17, 2010 10:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Popeater is featuring a story today taken from the current issue of Star Magazine. Eye roll, right? The problem is though that it involves Johnny Depp and Johnny is not often a tabloid target. Here’s how it breaks down; Some 19 year old trick, a model, obviously, claims that on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4, Johnny was all over her, leering at her breasts, and gushing about her beauty. Full Story

Euro style sh-ts

December 17, 2010 08:02:22 Posted at December 17, 2010 08:02:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a photo heavy post because I’m not splitting up multiple articles to cover all the Jolie’s sartorial sh-ts from The Tourist premiere and photocalls in Italy and Spain. Let’s start from Wednesday night. Those assy satin pants. Even the Jolie, with her spindly legs, can’t make satin palazzo pants work, Jesus. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Brad’s side-eye

December 15, 2010 07:16:30 Posted at December 15, 2010 07:16:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wonder if he sees it like we do when it comes to her style. In the first picture attached check out Brad Pitt’s side-eye. Photo Assumption says he’s thinking “Bitch, what do I have to do to get you to let me dress you?” I see Angelina Jolie like this and I want to hit something. Full Story

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We need the foreign money

December 14, 2010 09:38:26 Posted at December 14, 2010 09:38:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office and it’s not fair. The quality was underappreciated. Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office because, well, it just sucks. Or it’s poorly marketed. Or its actors weren’t appealing. There are a lot of reasons why The Tourist failed to get people into theatres domestically. Full Story

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There’s a hole in his hat

December 8, 2010 10:31:27 Posted at December 8, 2010 10:31:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp was on Letterman last night. He’s a Letterman regular. Rarely does talk shows but will almost always do Dave. And, noted before, he’s a three segment guest too. As you know, you have to be a Someone to be a three segment guest. Please. Like he needs validation. What the f-ck am I saying? Anyway, there’s a hole in his hat. Full Story

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Just Johnny, no Jolie?

December 7, 2010 07:43:52 Posted at December 7, 2010 07:43:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out Johnny’s awesome shoes. He wore them on the carpet at The Tourist premiere but also earlier in the day with jeans and a plaid shirt around town, signing autographs, Johnny being Johnny – chill, enigmatic, gracious... but no one-on-one camera time with the Jolie? I have looked. I have spent a good 15 minutes on several photo agencies. Full Story

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Johnny Vanity Fair & Winona at 18

November 30, 2010 07:42:00 Posted at November 30, 2010 07:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Finally. Something to do with Johnny Depp and The Tourist and he doesn’t look like a bloated loser, the way he’s presented in the trailer. You don’t think I want to enjoy Johnny and the Jolie, together for the first time, the way we all expect it? Don’t be ridiculous. I’m just saying that trailer scares me. Full Story

Johnny Depp

November 15, 2010 06:07:04 Posted at November 15, 2010 06:07:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for:- It’s Johnny Depp. Please don’t make me list all the reasons why. It’s Johnny Depp.- He’s about to open a new film. It’s called The Tourist. - In a popularity contest, Johnny Depp beats almost everyone. And with the 25th SMA anniversary in mind, he is the choice for the democracy. Full Story

Handicapping People’s Sexiest Man 2010

November 15, 2010 05:27:00 Posted at November 15, 2010 05:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He will be unveiled on Wednesday. Every year People Magazine crowns the Sexiest Man Alive. Every year the last few years, I’ve handicapped the possibilities, ending with a prediction. This year is particularly significant. It’s the 25th anniversary of the SMA. Which means the Milestone Man has to carry with him a certain gravitas, a stature worthy of such a claim. Full Story