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Johnny’s face has settled too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2011 09:44:28 May 6, 2011 09:44:28

And thanks God. For much too long, especially with the Jolie in The Tourist, there was a layer of something sitting on his beautiful face, and it was heartbreaking, and frightening, to think that Johnny Depp might actually be losing his looks. Or f-cking with them. Full Story

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Don’t stand next to that man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2011 08:52:38 March 3, 2011 08:52:38

Johnny Depp isn’t tall to begin with, and Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck (the director) appears to be freakishly tall, so when they’re standing next to each other, Jesus, Johnny looks almost my height. They’re in Japan promoting The Tourist without Angelina Jolie. The Jolie was in Afghanistan on UNHCR business yesterday. Full Story

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Hearing Vanessa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 07:33:56 February 17, 2011 07:33:56

Vanessa Paradis performed at Town Hall in New York last night. Johnny Depp was in the house to support her. The two were photographed leaving the venue together. It’s her first tour in over a decade to promote the release of her greatest hits album. She’s been doing this for 23 years. What? Yeah 23 years. Full Story

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Johnny after John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2011 08:00:45 February 15, 2011 08:00:45

John Mayer turned up at the Grammys like a poor man’s Depp, barely. But more than a few of you noted the similarity. Then Johnny Depp turned up at the Rango premiere last in LA and it was too fresh. Not that he hasn’t looked like this for a while, but now, on the heels of that douche crawling onto the carpet stanking of his own stimulation, I need Johnny to wash that sh-t off for us immediately. Full Story

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Globe Downey over Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 10:42:18 January 17, 2011 10:42:18

Johnny Depp is cool. No doubt. But RDJ is cool too. And RDJ is charming. I wouldn’t say charming is a Depp attribute. Too tanned and bloated however are two attributes he’s currently owning too often. So, on this night, when Robert Downey Jr stood up and told all the ladies he wanted to f-ck them, while Johnny sat uncomfortably at his table, on this night we give it to RDJ. Full Story

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Johnny’s Miami family weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2010 08:21:00 December 20, 2010 08:21:00

Last week Star Magazine accused Johnny Depp of cheating on Vanessa Paradis with some 19 year old trick on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. This weekend he was shot in Miami, taking his kid to the Justin Bieber concert (Bieber shouted him out during the show) and yesterday with V and the children at the Dolphins game vs the Bills. Full Story

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Johnny in the tabloids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 10:49:00 December 17, 2010 10:49:00

Popeater is featuring a story today taken from the current issue of Star Magazine. Eye roll, right? The problem is though that it involves Johnny Depp and Johnny is not often a tabloid target. Here’s how it breaks down; Some 19 year old trick, a model, obviously, claims that on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4, Johnny was all over her, leering at her breasts, and gushing about her beauty. Full Story

Euro style sh-ts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 08:02:22 December 17, 2010 08:02:22

It’s a photo heavy post because I’m not splitting up multiple articles to cover all the Jolie’s sartorial sh-ts from The Tourist premiere and photocalls in Italy and Spain. Let’s start from Wednesday night. Those assy satin pants. Even the Jolie, with her spindly legs, can’t make satin palazzo pants work, Jesus. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Brad’s side-eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 07:16:30 December 15, 2010 07:16:30

I wonder if he sees it like we do when it comes to her style. In the first picture attached check out Brad Pitt’s side-eye. Photo Assumption says he’s thinking “Bitch, what do I have to do to get you to let me dress you?” I see Angelina Jolie like this and I want to hit something. Full Story

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We need the foreign money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 09:38:26 December 14, 2010 09:38:26

Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office and it’s not fair. The quality was underappreciated. Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office because, well, it just sucks. Or it’s poorly marketed. Or its actors weren’t appealing. There are a lot of reasons why The Tourist failed to get people into theatres domestically. Full Story

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There’s a hole in his hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 10:31:27 December 8, 2010 10:31:27

Johnny Depp was on Letterman last night. He’s a Letterman regular. Rarely does talk shows but will almost always do Dave. And, noted before, he’s a three segment guest too. As you know, you have to be a Someone to be a three segment guest. Please. Like he needs validation. What the f-ck am I saying? Anyway, there’s a hole in his hat. Full Story

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