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Vanessa is done with Johnny ...or vice versa?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2012 15:23:46 January 18, 2012 15:23:46

You know PEOPLE Magazine. They don’t go with a story like this, and about such a major celebrity, and on the cover no less, without being actively encouraged, without being guaranteed that there will be no subsequent repercussion. As you know, PEOPLE is not Star. To their credit, incredulously, Star Magazine, and Radar, its online stepsister, had this story first - that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis were over - only they embellished it with so much bullsh-t, it was harder than usual to take them seriously, especially given their track record: one hit in a hundred, if that. Full Story

Best GG Smutty Tingle: Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 13:49:29 January 16, 2012 13:49:29
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That’s how you start a show with big ratings - open with Johnny Depp, like you would a summer blockbuster. Does he always have to walk around with so many jingle jangles hanging off his clothes? I am, admittedly, currently in a Depp low right now, sure, but some things, they just get boring. Until of course the subject of “recreational drugs” comes up. Full Story

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Are they ok?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 18:15:19 January 6, 2012 18:15:19

Getting pounded by emails today re: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis...Before you panic over any gossip story, please always stop and consider the source. Here’s how I usually operate: If it comes from Star, In Touch, Life & Style, and OK!, it’s like I never read the headline. For those of you interested in this sort of thing, and it’s worth noting if you consider yourself an above average gossip student, Star and The National Enquirer are owned by the same company and In Touch and Life & Style also fall under one parent publisher. Full Story

Mrs Depp needs cash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 17:47:12 December 21, 2011 17:47:12
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Check out Vanessa Paradis yesterday in LA hitting up an ATM. Yes, yes, take it out of your ass, I know they’re not married. Mrs Depp is just a shorter title than “The Partner Of Johnny Depp” and it can fit on one line. It always surprises me when really famous people do ordinary things like take money out of a bank machine. Full Story

Are you tiring of Johnny Depp?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 20:56:05 November 8, 2011 20:56:05
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Pascal Le Segretain/FRANCOIS GUILLOT/Getty

A lot of people seem pissy at Johnny lately for the sh-t he’s been talking about...well...everything. This week it’s an interview with The Guardian which isn’t actually a bad interview in that he’s honest with his answers and with his flaws, almost disturbingly so (laughing about Bruce Robinson, The Rum Diary director, falling off the wagon made me a little uncomfortable). Full Story

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This is a good Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2011 22:30:20 October 26, 2011 22:30:20
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No, no, not the photos of him last night at the NYC premiere of The Rum Diary, God no. The fact that Johnny’s looking a little portly these days is reminding me how f-cking old I am. I do however love him opposite Ricky Gervais. Gervais is producing a new comedy series called Life’s Too Short starring Warwick Davis (Professor Flitwick!) who plays like the head of CAA but only representing little people. Full Story

Less bloaty?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2011 14:41:55 October 14, 2011 14:41:55
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WENN

Here’s Johnny Depp at the premiere of The Rum Diary last night in LA looking... pretty good and not that bloaty anymore, right? He looked pretty good and not that bloaty during his interview with Larry King too. I’ve attached a clip below. (Thanks Mary!) Johnny’s recounting a story about how he lived in Hunter S Thompson’s basement. Full Story

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Johnny be cool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 14:52:52 October 11, 2011 14:52:52
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Johnny Depp went out for dinner the other night in LA. When he was leaving he was rushed by autograph seekers and photographers. At one point he fell down. There’s video. Now some people are calling him a drunk mess. Really? As a blogger, believe me, I understand the need to bitch and snark. As a low-life gossip piece of sh-t, I do enjoy engaging in a good tear-down of x/y/z celebrity. Full Story

Sit DOWN Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 17:20:47 October 4, 2011 17:20:47

Johnny Depp is promoting The Rum Diary. He sat down for an interview with Vanity Fair. It’s terrible. Maybe his worst. First there’s the rape comment. When he’s posing for a photo. When it’s a photo shoot. When the camera is capturing a “sex symbol”, he compared the experience to being violated: “Well, you just feel like you’re being raped somehow. Full Story

I can’t get with this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2011 07:43:09 September 7, 2011 07:43:09

Johnny Depp was also at the GQ Awards in London last night to honour his friend Keith Richards. Let’s not fight, OK? You know I adore him. You know he’s a classic. Always. I’m just saying that the eyeliner isn’t working for me, ok? It makes him look even more... puffy. Come on. Full Story

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New Johnny!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 06:59:20 August 26, 2011 06:59:20

What a great way to end the week. Finally! The Rum Diary has a trailer! The press release arrived in my inbox this morning, just before 9am. Of course I clicked on the clip link immediately. It’s his voice that reached me first. His voiceover. A deep sexy drawl. It makes up for what you don’t want to see if you look too closely at his face. Full Story