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Words from The Lifetime

November 1, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that you need any more reason to love him, not that it’s necessary to defend why he’s Lifetime as opposed to Freebie Five but still…why pass up an opportunity to adore Johnny Depp? Currently starting promoting for Sweeney Todd Johnny was asked by Entertainment Weekly about his daughter’s illness earlier this year. Full Story

Matching #1s

October 19, 2007 13:02:03 Posted at October 19, 2007 13:02:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp is #1, loins up, on the Lifetime Freebie Five. Johnny, as previously explained, is much much much too perfect for just one night. Johnny is every night. Forever. But if there were a GirlCrush Freebie Five, his lover Vanessa Paradis would also without a doubt be on top too. Back in the dark days of stupidity, I used to think she looked like a witch. Full Story

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Below attached is the album cover for Divindylle, the new release from Vanessa Paradis. Also included are promotional photos for the album.

So who painted this piece – an imitation, if you will, of the work of Gustav Klimt who is one of Vanessa’s favourite artists?

Johnny…that’s who.

You’re quivering even harder now, aren’t you?

But…ahem… does it look a little like KM? Just asking. And thanks to Yvonne in Hong Kong for sending it along.

In Rainbows… Radiohead… been listening for 24 hours straight. It gets better every time - killer music to go along with a killer book. Am intensely in love with a new book. So intense that if the book were a man, I’d drop my entire life and run off with him…you know how that is? Am tempted to stay in bed all day and finish.

Le sigh.

Unfortunately, Chicken Fried has other plans.

Thursday – blogging all day long!

Yours in gossip,



The Lifetime in Venice

September 6, 2007 04:20:27 Posted at September 6, 2007 04:20:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I always say, he is better than the Freebie Five. He is better than one dirty night and an awkward next morning. Johnny Depp is a lifetime man. He tops the Lifetime List. Here’s Johnny in Venice to honour his longtime collaborator Tim Burton. Always the purple/blue shades, always a little signature flair, always humble to his fans, always always always Johnny… Try to hold it together, will you? source Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Vanessa Paradis

August 28, 2007 09:27:46 Posted at August 28, 2007 09:27:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp knows best. A few years ago when he showed up with his Vanessa at countless awards shows looking like they’d just gotten off her broom, I wasn’t feelin’ it all too hard. I"m a daft cow. Of course he’d be with a woman who dresses off centre, of course our Johnny would never end up with the prom queen, of course Vanessa Paradis is his perfect match. Full Story

Hotness on Holiday

July 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A Monday gift. Johnny Depp and his Vanessa on holiday in the Mediterranean. Photo caption calls her his “wife to be” – new rumours surfacing yet again that the two are about to marry. I’ve heard some buzz that Karl Lagerfeld designed the dress, that it’s a Chanel, and as payback she turned up front row at his show a few weeks ago. Full Story

Wintour loves Winona

July 18, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 18, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Me too! Anna Wintour certainly has her favourites and Winona Ryder has long been one of them. Also helps that Winona is also a favourite of Marc Jacobs which explains the dress on the cover and her devotion, even before he was “Marc Jacobs”, to his designs. After several tough years, it appears Nonie is one her way back. Full Story

This Is Why

June 15, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 15, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Said it time and again – the reason Johnny Depp is not on the Freebie Five is because Johnny Depp is a Lifetime. More than just one night of raucous rockin’ of your headboard, with Johnny, why and how would you say goodbye? Check it out - a clip from Julia of Johnny promoting Pirates in the Land of Hello Kitty, with Junior Hello Kitties, at once absurd and yet adorable, Johnny the guest of honour attending a children’s performance meticulously choreographed and rehearsed on his behalf. Full Story

MTV Movie Awards

June 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp showed up to accept on behalf of Pirates. Because Johnny Depp is not above it. So uncheesy, so sincere, uncomfortable in the environment, yes, but still. Still, always, forever…SO cool. In his 40s and still the coolest man in the building. Sigh. Anyway, the awards themselves don’t matter, do they? All that matters is who wore what and that Cam D kicked some Biel shelf ass on the carpet. Full Story

All Time

May 20, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 20, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Said it before and I’ll say it again – he is not on the Freebie Five because one night would never do. One night with Johnny Depp…only one night… are you crazy??? No no… Johnny deserves An All Time standing. Johnny Depp is All Time. And check him out at the Pirates premiere last night Disneyland. Full Story

Best Cover Ever

May 18, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 18, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They could have done the expected and made it all cool and slick…Johnny Depp and Keith Richards, two of the coolest and slickest, on the cover of Rolling Stone. But instead it’s sweet, and loving, and endearing and even honest… I love it. Do you love it? Keith of course is playing Captain Jack’s father in Pirates 3 as it is now widely known that Johnny based his interpretation of the character on Keith and was instrumental in bringing him on board for the third instalment:"He was one of the people I admired for what he"s done and how he"s handled it. Full Story