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Perpetual Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 10:27:05 December 7, 2007 10:27:05

Every day, every day more quiver from Johnny Depp. Between Johnny and Becks and James McAvoy, it’s a loin-happy Friday! Johnny on the cover of Esquire January 2007. No words. Enjoy.  Full Story

Depp TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 09:32:05 December 6, 2007 09:32:05

Johnny showed up last night in LA for a screening of Sweeney Todd and has even been making the TV rounds in support of the film…which by all accounts is brilliant and bloody and wickedly entertaining and also wickedly disturbing. Perfect. But look at him. Is he sexiest bitch ever, or what? And of course he’s even sexier when he moves. Full Story

Sweeney Todd in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 07:25:14 December 4, 2007 07:25:14

Keith Richards made a rare public appearance last night at the New York premiere of Sweeney Todd. As did a fairly friendly Sacha Baron Cohen. Because Sweeney Todd is cool. Because Tim Burton is cool. And of course Johnny Depp is cool. As mentioned before, Stephen King wrote a great article on the art of “cool” for Entertainment Weekly a few weeks ago – click here to read Full Story

The Lifetime Promotes Sweeney Todd

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 00:00:00 November 29, 2007 00:00:00

Again – don’t insult him with a Freebie Five nomination. Why would one night be enough? Would a lifetime be enough? Never. Johnny Depp in London after dinner with frequent co-collaborator Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter and also at the Sweeney Todd presser – pics from Deppendance Full Story

Paris Paradis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 00:00:00 November 27, 2007 00:00:00

Vanessa Paradis on the Champs Elysee yesterday at the official Christmas lighting ceremony. Sigh. What it would be to spend Christmas in Paris. Rumour has it, Vanessa’s Johnny has just purchased for her a vineyard as a congratulations present for all the hard work she’s put into promoting her new album. Full Story

He Slashes & Sings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

Johnny Depp is so perfect it’s almost unkind. What’s even more unkind however is that Johnny has no Oscar, though that may change this year. Sweeney Todd is due out at Christmas and the buzz is building. The handicaps keep changing but word according to insiders now is that it’ll be Johnny vs Daniel Day Lewis in a photo finish. Full Story

Words from The Lifetime

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 00:00:00 November 1, 2007 00:00:00

Not that you need any more reason to love him, not that it’s necessary to defend why he’s Lifetime as opposed to Freebie Five but still…why pass up an opportunity to adore Johnny Depp? Currently starting promoting for Sweeney Todd Johnny was asked by Entertainment Weekly about his daughter’s illness earlier this year. Full Story

Matching #1s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 13:02:03 October 19, 2007 13:02:03

Johnny Depp is #1, loins up, on the Lifetime Freebie Five. Johnny, as previously explained, is much much much too perfect for just one night. Johnny is every night. Forever. But if there were a GirlCrush Freebie Five, his lover Vanessa Paradis would also without a doubt be on top too. Back in the dark days of stupidity, I used to think she looked like a witch. Full Story

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Below attached is the album cover for Divindylle, the new release from Vanessa Paradis. Also included are promotional photos for the album.

So who painted this piece – an imitation, if you will, of the work of Gustav Klimt who is one of Vanessa’s favourite artists?

Johnny…that’s who.

You’re quivering even harder now, aren’t you?

But…ahem… does it look a little like KM? Just asking. And thanks to Yvonne in Hong Kong for sending it along.

In Rainbows… Radiohead… been listening for 24 hours straight. It gets better every time - killer music to go along with a killer book. Am intensely in love with a new book. So intense that if the book were a man, I’d drop my entire life and run off with him…you know how that is? Am tempted to stay in bed all day and finish.

Le sigh.

Unfortunately, Chicken Fried has other plans.

Thursday – blogging all day long!

Yours in gossip,



The Lifetime in Venice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2007 04:20:27 September 6, 2007 04:20:27

As I always say, he is better than the Freebie Five. He is better than one dirty night and an awkward next morning. Johnny Depp is a lifetime man. He tops the Lifetime List. Here’s Johnny in Venice to honour his longtime collaborator Tim Burton. Always the purple/blue shades, always a little signature flair, always humble to his fans, always always always Johnny… Try to hold it together, will you? source Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Vanessa Paradis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2007 09:27:46 August 28, 2007 09:27:46

Johnny Depp knows best. A few years ago when he showed up with his Vanessa at countless awards shows looking like they’d just gotten off her broom, I wasn’t feelin’ it all too hard. I"m a daft cow. Of course he’d be with a woman who dresses off centre, of course our Johnny would never end up with the prom queen, of course Vanessa Paradis is his perfect match. Full Story