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Holiday Freeballing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2013 15:37:25 December 18, 2013 15:37:25
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There seems to be a dick theme happening today… Enjoy it with your eggnog! Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt went shopping yesterday. As you can see, they did not buy men’s underwear. There, that’s what I want for Christmas. I want Jon Hamm to stop freeballing. The problem is that most of you want him to keep on freeballing. Full Story

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Don Draper free-balls in Season 7

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2013 14:49:52 November 8, 2013 14:49:52
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Let me start your day by giving you the gift of Jon Hamm free-balling on the set of Mad Men. It’s that kind of morning. For me it’s the kind of morning where I feel like sh-t anyway so why not add to the grossness. The penis is not an attractive appendage. I don’t know why women behave like it’s the most awesome thing to look at. Full Story

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Jon Hamm’s white jacket

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 15:14:35 September 23, 2013 15:14:35
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Jon Hamm looked like he was in a great mood on the Emmys carpet. Duana would like me to mention that she didn’t mind Jennifer Westfeldt’s dress. I would like to mention that it looks wrinkled. As for his white tuxedo jacket, Duana noted during the live-blog that she’d prefer if it had matched the shirt. Full Story

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Ham & Affleck together again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2013 17:47:47 July 18, 2013 17:47:47
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Ben Affleck directed Jon Hamm in The Town, released in 2010. Back then I didn’t know that… Hamm had it in him the way Affleck had it in him. Oh but he does. Can you imagine that wingman situation? Middle-aged women would moist themselves as hard as they do at a Twilight convention. Sure, I coulda used a different word there, but “moist” is so much more evocative, non? Hamm hosted the ESPY Awards last night. Full Story

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A New Car

Duana Posted by Duana at May 6, 2013 15:55:15 May 6, 2013 15:55:15

Mad Men Season 6 Episode 6 I have been living with unintentional renos for the past four months. That is to say, we had a big fat water leak, it did immeasurable damage, and the very nice people at the insurance company have been taking care of it for us, but it’s a long process that takes a lot of time and most of my stuff has been in boxes since 2013 began. Full Story

The Differences Between Ketchup and Catsup

Duana Posted by Duana at April 22, 2013 14:40:55 April 22, 2013 14:40:55

Mad Men Season 6 Episode 3 recap They were explained to me for the first time. You? I always thought catsup was supposed to be spicy, which sounded kind of appealing. But the differences were drawn clearly here: one is delicious and special and unique, and the other just …isn’t. That was, of course, the case with a number of plotlines this episode. Full Story

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Despair! Everybody’s Doing It!

Duana Posted by Duana at April 8, 2013 20:10:17 April 8, 2013 20:10:17

Mad Men Season 6 Episode 1 recap Did you feel warmed and welcomed by your friends? Were you filled with the holiday spirit? Do you feel invigorated because 1968 is here and feeling fresh and new? Or are you only focused on the fact that Betty Francis said what she said and the world didn’t explode at 10:17? I feel like we should save that, because the episode wanted me to see that Don is Falling Apart, so let’s acknowledge that first. Full Story

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The Modest Freeballer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2013 17:52:09 March 27, 2013 17:52:09

This will be the third article in the last week featuring Jon Hamm's dick. That is, if I were to submit an itemised list of my job assignments over the last 7 days, "write about Jon Hamm's dick" would appear 3 times. That balances out all those emails from Twi-Hards/Michael Fassbender fangirls/Henry Cavill fangirls/Benedict Cumberbatch fangirls, and Ashley Greene supporters (they exist, I know) voodooing the sh-t out of my life. Full Story

Yeah, I’m still freeballing...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 14:54:51 March 21, 2013 14:54:51
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Is what I’m reading from this expression on Jon Hamm’s face. The suit material is thick enough to hide the outline. Here’s Hamm at the Season 6 premiere the day after it was reported that Mad Men producers politely requested he wear underwear ostensibly so as to contain his uncontainable junk. Full Story

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Freeball on your own time but not on ours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 17:12:43 March 20, 2013 17:12:43

Is the message that AMC apparently delivered to Jon Hamm on the set of Mad Men because, as you know, he lets his sh-t swing unencumbered, even in costume, so that they have to keep photoshopping his dick down in the promotional shots. Tired of the extra work required to tone down his meat, network executives have asked that Hamm add underwear to his daily routine. Full Story

Globes Best Acceptance of Limitations: Jon Hamm (Also, Jennifer Westfeldt)

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 21:15:24 January 14, 2013 21:15:24
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I’m not going to comment on her face, because it’s sad. We all know it and maybe we know why it’s happening and either way it’s upsetting. So. I will however comment on Jon Hamm. Ryan Seacrest goes “so uh, now that you’re getting into directing, do you think you’re going to write some Mad Men, too?”  And Jon Hamm, God bless him, points out that the writers on his show are brilliant and that he himself cannot string two words together and that he won’t even be attempting it. Full Story

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