Friend of Marty, Leo, Brange, and 2X Oscar nominee

January 16, 2014 18:31:20 Posted at January 16, 2014 18:31:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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That’s basically how we have to start introducing Jonah Hill. Because that’s how he sees himself…

Although, actually, I should put 2X Oscar nominee first. So, let’s go again:

Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee, friend of Martin Scorsese, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Brange. This is our world now. F-ck you if you don’t like him. Because the Academy liked him twice and Marty and Leo let him tag along.

I had to laugh this morning at an email from Brandi:

“I can't stand Jonah hill, and the fact he has another oscar nom - heaven help me.  If he'd keep his mouth shut and stop name dropping I might enjoy him more. He even named dropped "Marty" in last month's Bon Appetit magazine.  I mean a f-cking food mag and he still has to name drop.  Just tell us what you're eating and STFU.”

Here’s Jonah at the Globes the other night. I didn’t write about him on Sunday but now I have to because Jonah Hill is a 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange.

Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange is in the same category as Jared Leto, the favourite for Best Supporting Actor. Remember when Christopher Plummer, the legendary actor, was the favourite for Best Supporting Actor and Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange pouted when his name wasn’t called?

Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange wants to pull off an upset. GO JORDAN CATALANO!

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