Would You Be Jealous?

Last night in New York – the premiere of The Tudors Season 2.

Wanna play “make a story”? The tabloids do it all the time, simply by looking at photos and conjuring smut from just one frame. In this case, several suggestive frames. Have a look…

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his ubiquitous medicated freaky eyes with long time girlfriend Reena Hammer. And also, JRM posing alongside his horny looking co-star Natalie Dormer who was trying to make love to the camera all night long. Now there’s the look of a famewhore, non? And those are the eyes of a bitch who won’t care if that’s your man. Trust.

Check out the competitive glance over her shoulder at Reena. Note how she’s drawing him in with her cleave and a little open mouthy, inviting him to smell her, leaving Reena off in the corner trying not to care.

Would you be jealous?

I’m a petty bitch. Of course I’d be jealous.

PS. If anyone can rock a skinny tie, it’s JRM. Love the suit. Hate the perv stache.

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

Posted on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 6:59 AM