Josh Duhamel’s eye

October 29, 2009 10:10:00 Posted at October 29, 2009 10:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to the National Enquirer, it’s roving. If this is true, it must be impaired. His vision and his judgment. Because, well, I mean… is this really the cutest stripper in Atlanta? Budget.

The story broke yesterday – Josh Duhamel hit up a peeler bar while shooting a movie earlier this month. Stripper Nicole says he introduced himself as “JD” and told her he’s a porn star. They exchanged compliments, knocked back some Grey Goose, she took off her clothes and rubbed up against him, and then he called her the next night and they f-cked at his expensive hotel.

The tabloid apparently includes all the horny details of their sexy times. The tabloid also concedes that Stripper Nicole was paid for her account but that she also passed a polygraph test which must mean she’s telling the truth.

Here’s why I believe this:

Because, um, Josh Duhamel’s taste is suspect. And this little piece totally proves it.

Here’s why I don’t believe this:

Accepting money automatically throws credibility into question. And could it be argued that someone who routinely prances around naked for an audience is better at handling a stress and anxiety test?

Duhamel is denying the charge.

Fergie meanwhile was in Vancouver last night opening for U2.


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Photos from Wenn.com and Radaronline.com and PUNKD Images

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