Karma Hits Two Bitches

March 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey


As Dina Lohan would say…

Justice!

 

And this is what happens when you attack the elderly with a laptop and destroy someone else’s property.  Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson sued by two photographers stemming from the Laptop Incident last fall, during which Denise charged up several flights of stairs and allegedly assaulted the two men before snatching their computers and pitching them over the ledge, striking a little old lady accompanied by another little old lady who managed to escape unscathed.

 

Now if I did the same thing? My Chinese ass would have been locked up for an overnight stay – guaranteed.  But Denise is a celebrity. And she has a really hot body. So of course she tossed that full head of hair and pursed those lips, the same lips that are rumoured to have worked for Heidi Fleiss…and the cops did nothing. Even though the photographers were completely exonerated of any wrongdoing and compensated by the hotel and the movie’s production company, even though the police had access to video footage of that crazy bitch on the attack, they let her walk, and she was supposedly rushed through the completion of film and out of the country before authorities could change their minds.

 

So as you would expect, when the dust settled and both Denise and Pam thought the coast was clear, they started running their mouths to the press  - accusing the photographers of stalking them and abusing them. All completely untrue. And when given the opportunity to settle the matter quietly, greedy Denise believed that her celebrity made her immune…BIG mistake.

 

Lawsuit has been filed, amount unspecified, but I’m hearing all of a sudden, Denise’s people want to play nice, perhaps fearing a public relations disaster should her alleged pandering history get aired in a courtroom. Rumour has it, she readily admitted to it at the beginning of her career which is how we know in the first place…

 

But of course, having two babies and carrying them around all the time, coincidentally when the paps are around, makes the past go away, right?

 

Bitch… please.

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