Examining Jude Law

August 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
In honour of Vancouver Pride, this is for my gays. Because while we all know Jude"s junk prefers P, the man certainly does nothing to dispel the constant maybe gaybe speculation surrounding his polka dot ass. And as you know, I"ve never, ever seen the straight appeal. So shall we take a closer look at Jude of late in NYC? But first - do love the hair. Loose and tousled, not wet or slick, if it"s one thing that"s workin" for me right now, it"s gotta be the locks. Otherwise, my loins don"t tremble for the rather greasy smattering of chest fur that ironically enough, goes really well with the new beefcake body. What"s up with that anyway??? And what is UP with the tiny teeny crop top? It barely, just barely, grazes the waistband of his jeans. Now how many heteros would be rockin" that on a v-neck, to say nothing of the sassy way he"s positioning that tight little ass in your face? Can you hear my homos honkin"? Jude Law gay? Hell no. But he really should be, non? Photos from Gossip Rocks
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