The Daily Boring: Kate Beckinsale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2006 12:00:00 June 16, 2006 12:00:00
You know why I was so impressed with her MTV Movie Awards ensemble? It’s because this girl has a tendency to overdress. It’s like the Oscars EVERY night! So she’s in this new movie with Adam Sandler called Click. It’s a comedy. Starring Adam Sandler. Who wore jeans to the premiere. And there’s Kate. Walking the red carpet like she’s never been on one before, every plastic inch of her face sealed into place, vanity personified, jonesing for a ciggie or a bump, and even less interesting than Kate Bosworth. Perhaps that’s why she’s rumoured (officially denied, by the way) to have left her husband? Is Boring Beckinsale on the hunt for a more high profile, more scandalous romance? How about Jude Law? A pretty, vapid, perfectly preening couple, don’t you think? To say nothing of the effect it would have on that psychopath Sienna Miller. I like it, gossips. I like I a lot.

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