The Daily Ugly: Jude Law

May 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Oh holy mother of ganja. What the F&CK is he wearing? It"s a brand new classification, gossips. Jude Law has singlehandedly defined Rastafarian AngloCheese - and if this doesn"t close the book forever on his highly disputable hotness, I don"t know what will. Is there anyone out there, anyone at all, whose loins still burn for this pansy pants??? Aside from that psycho bitch Sienna Miller? Oh and by the way - she was with him, taken after dinner at Nobu on Saturday night. Apparently she"s hiding out in the backseat. Like…why bother??? The good news is - they"re trying to work it out. I say good because this way, she won"t have to soil anyone else with her skanky sh*t. Trash on trash. Jude on Sienna. I can"t think of two people who deserve each other more. Photos from JustJared
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