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Dandy tries to Man-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 07:06:06 September 5, 2007 07:06:06

Jude Law is trying to man-up. Arrested yesterday for allegedly kicking the sh-t out of a photographer who was taking photos of his children, Jude was detained by police and released on bail, scheduled to return to court next month. Jude claims he was trying to protect this children, the paparazzo is claiming that his camera was still in his bag and that Jude called him a pedophile before trying to wrest the man’s camera away from him. Full Story

Textbook Swoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2007 07:46:19 August 28, 2007 07:46:19

He doesn’t do it for me but some crazy bitch always sends me hate mail whenever I rag on his pansy ass so he must do it for someone. And I suppose, in a theatrical, the-cameras-are-rolling romantic comedy kind of way, Jude Law has a certain flavour …if that’s your thing. Check it out – he’s now being linked to a German model called Susan Hoecke. Full Story

Polka Dot Pansy at the Beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2007 07:35:32 August 17, 2007 07:35:32

Jude Law in Cornwall on holiday with his children frolicking on the beach and even though his polka tie neck tie isn’t making an appearance, it might as well be tied around his waist. I don’t care how hard he tries to grow that fur on his chest and pump up his arms, after that brief quiverational direction change in Cannes Full Story

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

What kind of an idiot takes a 4 year old to camp outside Paris Hilton’s house way past her bedtime??? If you live in Florida, please find this bitch and slap her sh-tless.

As for your emails – whether or not Daniel Radcliffe pinged my gaydar following his leather vest appearance in Details … no and not in person either. Just young and Eurostyle. Think Jude Law.

Tuesday, am online all day, refresh for new posts.

Yours in gossip,

PS. Much love and affection to Sue R who just had her baby Jack weighing in at a hefty 9 lbs – congratulations!

Is Chelsy Chav?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

I don’t think so but Karen L and I were debating it the other night at the Sanderson Hotel. She says yes, I say no…You? Here’s Chelsy arriving at Heathrow yesterday, likely joining Hot Harry on a Horse at the Concert for Diana on Sunday. Girl can fill out a pair of jeans, that’s for sure. Full Story

Her Best Look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2007 00:00:00 June 14, 2007 00:00:00

She came on the scene in 2004 – Jude Law’s new arm candy with shoulder length wavy unkempt hair and a cool boho style. From one season declared a style icon even though it’s the only look she does well. High glam is clearly not Sienna. But wispy and vagabond definitely is. New layers and a shade darker, looks kinda hung over, check out Sienna in London the other day back to her roots. Full Story

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Only been the first weekend in Cannes and a permanent hangover already. Every evening begins at midnight and ends well after dawn…

But last night was the best. Last night was the U2 mini-concert on the steps of the Palais – Bono and the Boys live, blaring out onto the street…kicks Britney’s tragic lipsync up the arse. Can she sing??? At all???

Sorry…I digress. How insulting to U2 to have to be interrupted, especially by her.

So it was the premiere of the band’s concert doc called u2 3D, hugest crowd yet gathered outside at 1am and hitting up the bars afterwards.

Then it was over to the Hotel du Cap for the Vanity Fair party which is where my Leo held court in low key fashion with Jude Law’s new wingman James Blunt who, for reasons that have escaped me, can’t seem to keep the girls off his jock. Ew. And Mischa Barton was there too, having just signed on to the upcoming St Trinian’s alongside Colin Firth, Emily Watson, and Rupert Everett ….WTF?

No ….seriously ….among people who can actually act, how the hell is she going to keep up?

Five days down and many more to come – Cannes really heats up this week with everyone on pins and needles for the arrival of George Clooney and the Oceans crew. A Mighty Heart screens for the press Monday as well – will be heading there and then the press conference immediately afterwards…keep you posted.

Don’t forget to scroll down, catch up on articles you may have missed. I updated on Saturday as well.

Yours in gossip,

Friday, May 18, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Sorry I’m late… it was one of those nights last night, you know? The go-to-bed-without-removing-your-makeup kind of night?

Have covered the Toronto International Film Festival and Sundance but when it comes to parties, when it comes to debauchery and excess, there really is nothing like Cannes. And the stereotype about the Euro jet set party circuit?

Totally true. T

These people are crazy. The amount of money they spend is crazy. Champagne flowing like it’s water, billionaires with mail order model brides, socialites and social climbers throwing themselves at each other, cocaine all over the loo, and of course the celebrities – from the D List to the A list – present and playing and feeling no pain.

Playboy Party last night at the VIP Club, Jude Law was there in a section heavily guarded by security …but who is Jude Law compared to Pamela Anderson? In that situation, he was minor. My champagne-tinged observations on the way.

Friday – blogging all afternoon, check back often for new posts. Will also be updating over weekend. A certain tranny is having a party tonight…keep you posted.

Yours in gossip,

The Star of Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2007 00:00:00 May 18, 2007 00:00:00

It hurt to write that. Excruciating pain. But during a week of sin and sex, when things get going at 2am, who else could be Queen but Pamela Anderson. She was flown out for a day to promote her sh-t ass movie Blonde and Blonder and also to promote the new Cannes Nikki Beach (a club). We were there for an hour or so last night – it was decadent Euro cheese at its finest: men with chains and tight shirts, women dancing on tables, bad house beats thump thump thumping, every accent imaginable…and some woman singing along to the music, random words from other well known songs ripped off to match whatever melody just happened to be playing and then screeching – NIKKI BEACH! – every 5 seconds. Full Story

For the first time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2007 00:00:00 May 17, 2007 00:00:00

Attracted to Jude Law for the first time. And it’s not as though I’ve never seen him before. I saw him last year at TIFF. Was at a party, he was holding court with Ethan Hawke – both total greaseballs, Jude in a leather vest greaseball kind of way…you know what I mean? And that’s what he was wearing, actually. Full Story

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Don’t you wish all celebrities would scrap the way Lily Allen and Cheryl Tweedy have been scrapping? Totally bad form of course but refreshing too – celebrities who actually say what they think. And get catty without apology. Love it.

Cannes begins today – will be heading down to the Palais to cover the opening ceremony and My Blueberry Nights. My people are VERY well represented this year – first Chinese director in history to kick off the festival and the inimitable Maggie Cheung as a member of the jury…am proud.

Am also undecided about what to wear. It’s between 2 black dresses – should I save the shorter one for Daniel Craig instead of wasting it on Jude Law? Yes I think so…

Tuesday, posting on the fly between shoots, check back often for new posts, and scroll down for late posts from yesterday. Am trying to keep up with North America time.

Yours in gossip,