August 25, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 25, 2006 12:00:00
I"m starting to think we might be on to something. They say that there"s a curse with In Style Magazine, that if you"re engaged and if you appear on the cover with a wedding dress on, you don"t end up getting married. Then of course there"s the MTV thing: Nick & Jess, Carmen & Dave, that Moakler woman & Travis…all went bust, all sold on television. Full Story
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Brad Pitt. Toronto. The Film Festival. My home town. Two weeks. Can"t. F&cking. Wait.
JLo, Jude Law, Cate Blanchett, Russell Crowe, Sean Penn, Reese Witherspoon, Morgan Freeman, Tom Hanks, the Dixie Chicks (!!!), Heath Ledger…seriously I could go on. And the list is platinum supernova star power this year, including a possibility for some Lilo.
Alright T-Dot. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it???
But even still…despite all those big names…the one that speaks the loudest, the one that captivates the craziest, the one I cherish above all others has to be Borat himself
- in the flesh, hopefully more offensive and more Kazakhstani than ever, ready to make-a sex crime
all over the festival. Wahwahweewah!
Joyous moment of the day? Tom Cruise karmic calamity. More on that later.
Gossip lesson of the day? Brittany Murphy can"t say no. In love with love, or incapable of being without love, or incapable of being unloved, kinda like La Lopez except in Brittany"s case, she has the good sense not to go through with it every time. I feel badly for her, I really do. By all accounts and my own observation, having seen her once in the lobby of the Opus, she is a lovely, lovely, lovely person. Quick to say thank you, quick to say hello, quick with a genuine smile and not an Alba smile, well behaved on the set - just an allround nice person with an allround sucky style strategy. Still... It would be a pleasure to see her succeed. In life and in love. And on this rare occasion, I will save the cynicism for someone else who deserves it.
Today"s issue: on Brad and George, on Kate and Pete, on Paris, on both Simpsons, how LL copies MK, beautiful Halle, beautiful Kate, and my fickle switch is on Ashton.
August 7, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 7, 2006 12:00:00
In honour of Vancouver Pride, this is for my gays. Because while we all know Jude"s junk prefers P, the man certainly does nothing to dispel the constant maybe gaybe speculation surrounding his polka dot ass. And as you know, I"ve never, ever seen the straight appeal.
So shall we take a closer look at Jude of late in NYC?
But first - do love the hair. Full Story
July 21, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 21, 2006 12:00:00
Earlier this year, in a moment that can only be described as temporary psychosis, Hayden Christensen fell into Sienna Miller’s skitty little trap for several weeks during filming for Factory Girl. And while their torrid affair was over shortly after shooting wrapped, it appears the effects of Sienna’s skank are still lingering on the set. Full Story
June 16, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 16, 2006 12:00:00
You know why I was so impressed with her MTV Movie Awards ensemble? It’s because this girl has a tendency to overdress. It’s like the Oscars EVERY night!
So she’s in this new movie with Adam Sandler called Click. It’s a comedy. Starring Adam Sandler. Who wore jeans to the premiere.
And there’s Kate. Full Story
Tuesday, May 9, 2006
5 days til Europe. Can"t frickin" wait. London, Paris, Nice, and definitely some star stalking in Cannes - maybe by the time I come home, Kiki D and I will be new BFFs and I"ll have a brand new set of EuroGays to light up my life.
In today"s issue: Lindsay Lohan on Today, Britney in New York, JLo is 2 for 2, a pregnant Spice, a gay Shrek, a golfing Heather, and an ugly ass Jude Law.
May 9, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 9, 2006 12:00:00
Oh holy mother of ganja.
What the F&CK is he wearing?
It"s a brand new classification, gossips. Jude Law has singlehandedly defined Rastafarian AngloCheese - and if this doesn"t close the book forever on his highly disputable hotness, I don"t know what will. Is there anyone out there, anyone at all, whose loins still burn for this pansy pants??? Aside from that psycho bitch Sienna Miller?
Oh and by the way - she was with him, taken after dinner at Nobu on Saturday night. Full Story
April 25, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at April 25, 2006 12:00:00
So here"s Jude at play with his kids. Very charming, doting family, all good. I"ve never been a Jude Law admirer myself. Polka dot pretty boys aren"t my thing. Especially ones that don’t look like they can throw a ball without breaking a nail. However, I can appreciate that Jude is a beautiful man. I can understand why legions of women and nannies the world over would put him numero uno on their Freebie 5. Full Story
Thursday, April 6, 2006
Brad and Angelina apparently arrived in Namibia on Monday. Namibia is in Africa.
Cue dramatic pause.
Now ordinarily I would gloat my bitchy head off about this but since I’ve overkilled on shameless self promotion this week, I’ll spare you the smug and exercise some humility perhaps until Sunday, at which point I’m going full tilt. Sound like a plan?
In today’s issue: the incessant examination of the TomKat bump, Sienna’s new mane, the (alleged) truth behind Matt’s divorce, and a brand new smutty riddle. Caution rules today, gossips. Lawsuits, you know?