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The Daily Ugly: Jude Law

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

Oh holy mother of ganja. What the F&CK is he wearing? It"s a brand new classification, gossips. Jude Law has singlehandedly defined Rastafarian AngloCheese - and if this doesn"t close the book forever on his highly disputable hotness, I don"t know what will. Is there anyone out there, anyone at all, whose loins still burn for this pansy pants??? Aside from that psycho bitch Sienna Miller? Oh and by the way - she was with him, taken after dinner at Nobu on Saturday night. Full Story

Jude Law and a question about armpit hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

So here"s Jude at play with his kids. Very charming, doting family, all good. I"ve never been a Jude Law admirer myself. Polka dot pretty boys aren"t my thing. Especially ones that don’t look like they can throw a ball without breaking a nail. However, I can appreciate that Jude is a beautiful man. I can understand why legions of women and nannies the world over would put him numero uno on their Freebie 5. Full Story

Thursday, April 6, 2006 Dear gossips, Brad and Angelina apparently arrived in Namibia on Monday. Namibia is in Africa. Cue dramatic pause. …. Now ordinarily I would gloat my bitchy head off about this but since I’ve overkilled on shameless self promotion this week, I’ll spare you the smug and exercise some humility perhaps until Sunday, at which point I’m going full tilt. Sound like a plan? In today’s issue: the incessant examination of the TomKat bump, Sienna’s new mane, the (alleged) truth behind Matt’s divorce, and a brand new smutty riddle. Caution rules today, gossips. Lawsuits, you know?

Jake and Austin and Sophia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2006 12:00:00 February 12, 2006 12:00:00

You"ve likely seen these photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and his friend Austin Something at a Laker game the other day. As you probably know, web smutters are already concluding that these pics provide the slam dunk Toothy Tile evidence we"ve been looking for for months. And in all fairness, some of Jake"s body language makes it hard to argue my long suffering point to the contrary. Full Story

Cam clings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2006 12:00:00 February 12, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of trannies... here"s Cam, from Dlisted And no, before you ask, Cameron Diaz is NOT the subject of that particular blind item you"re thinking of. Cam is in London, filming with Jude Law and Kate Winslet. She is far, far away from her boy and as strange as this sounds, Ms D is rumoured to be uncharacteristically insecure, calling Justin incessantly, demanding to know where he is and who he"s with at all times. Full Story

Hayden & Sienna: my gloat fest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2006 12:00:00 January 26, 2006 12:00:00

First up – I’m sorry. I realize gloating isn’t gracious, nor is it particularly appealing. But as I’ve said before, gossip is a cutthroat bitch, and I’m busting my ass to make this a daily column. So if you like what you’re reading and you want more of it, please understand that gloating is one of the quickest ways to get the word out there. Full Story

From Bratboy: more gaydar guesses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

This has us all in a frenzy of anticipation to know who. The current brainstorming consensus is: Jude Law and Toby McGuire. Please put us out of our misery. Dear Bratboy, No for both, but now that I think of it, there"s a rather weird connection between A and B and vice versa. Full Story

Sienna to the Nanny: Bring it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2006 12:00:00 January 12, 2006 12:00:00

Now this is more like it. I am by no means a card carrying member of the Sienna Miller fan club. Far from it. I"ll take her attitude over the Chin"s any day. But here"s Sienna in the upcoming issue of Interview Magazine when asked about Daisy Wright, the dirty whore governess assigned to Jude Law"s children: "I"m quite looking forward to the day when our paths will cross, which I know they will. Full Story