I really love how know-it-all you all are about your gossip. Late yesterday I posted this article re: Julia Roberts and Natalie Portman and Julia’s piece in Variety praising Natalie, with a reference to a nickname. And then came your emails know-it-alling about what the nickname was; it comes from an interview Natalie gave to Peter Sarsgaard for Interview Magazine during which she reveals that when she first met Julia she presented her with a necklace that said C-NT. Full Story

We were liveblogging last year’s Golden Globe Awards but would gladly have stopped after the best moment of the entire show happened on the carpet: WHO’s NATALIE???????? See? This is why you invite Julia Roberts. Everywhere. While Julia may not have known that particular Natalie (Morales? Does it matter? Julia doesn’t KNOW HER. Full Story

I would love to sit at a table with Cher and Julia Roberts, two yappy bitches who know EVERYTHING and can’t wait to tell you what to do. The question is: would Cher and Julia Roberts be seated together? I wasn’t at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards last night in New York but I hope, for Girl Sh-t’s sake, that it didn’t happen. Full Story

It really, really is. Julia Roberts isn’t a Dries van Noten girl. Maggie Gyllenhaal, sure. Julia Roberts... not this time. When Darren and I went to see the movie last week full of Oprah people, this dress was like their uniform. Here’s Julia in Japan at a presser today to promote Eat, Pray, Love. Full Story

It was an audience full of Oprah. It was over two excruciating hours. It was a lot of Julia Roberts charm and sparkle. But not even she could make it work. I still find her irresistibly watchable. She lights it up like few others. She overpowers you with her... Julia Robertsness. And still EPL seemed so forced, so predictable, so Chicken Soup and dancing with your eyes closed on a subway station platform if that’s what moves you. Full Story

With the exception of Sandra Bullock, consider Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, and of course the biggest one Julia Roberts. The blondeness, the friendness, the big smile, they are misleading, non? But this isn’t new, that Julia is all about Julia, that Julia is better, above it, and over it. Full Story

At the New York premiere last night of Eat Pray Love – she’s always had great, looooong legs. Apparently she’s a runner now too having completed her first half marathon last Christmas so it was a toned Julia Roberts who was on display last night with that big famous smile, hoping for a good result this weekend as she carries a movie on her own for the first time in several years. Full Story

Julia Roberts on Letterman last night - did you watch? I watched. I set my pvr to watch. I will always watch. Because as annoying as she is - oh and she is - that's a movie star with personality. And a face! After all these years, I still find hers the most mesmerising face. Her hair is gorgeous, her nose is lovely, when she smiles you smile - it's been a long, long time since Julia Roberts turned it on to sell a movie on her own smile. Full Story

Julia Roberts is in New York today, photographed here arriving at Letterman for her appearance tonight, the first time she’s visited him since his infidelity scandal. As you know, Julia is a Letterman favourite. Their chemistry is always, always amazing. One of the few 3 segments guests on his show. Full Story

Clive Owen arrived in LA yesterday in a beautiful leather jacket. He’s a beast. But, as I mentioned several months ago, because I am a shallow fickle bitch, it hurts me when I see his knock knees. Sometimes they’re less obvious and the quiver is well protected. Sometimes, however, like in these photos, the knock knees are quite pronounced. Full Story

I’ve previously addressed her thinnification here and here. Now Julia Roberts is weighing in on it. F-cking LOVE her. Because she is such a sanctimonious cow. And she’s just getting worse. Full Story

Now that the nominations have been announced, and the host Ricky Gervais, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association is slow releasing names. Presenter names. Their list has been marquee off the top starting with Robert DeNiro and Leonardo DiCaprio attending in honour of Martin Scorsese who will receive the Cecil B DeMille Award. Full Story

Aunt and niece Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts were both at the LAByrinth Theatre Company 6th annual benefit at St Paul the Apostle Church last night in New York. Emma’s been a fixture on the red carpet circuit recently, seen at several high profile events in the city and also at the festivities afterwards where they say she can party with the best although with Julia around it was perhaps a quieter evening for her on this occasion. Full Story

Well there’s the Cyrus way to do it, and then there’s Emma Roberts. One year older than JailBait but SO MUCH more age appropriate. She’s cute without looking infantile, she’s stylish without sacrificing youthful freshness, she’s attractive and yet still seems… pure. Full Story