Map to the latest mindf-ck

April 15, 2014 14:12:53 Posted at April 15, 2014 14:12:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Cronenberg’s next film is called Maps To The Stars featuring Julianne Moore, John Cusack, Robert Pattinson, and Mia Wasikowska. There’s another reason why Lindsay Lohan will never: Mia Wasikowska, whose chill detachment and uncontrived aloofness (oh hi Rooney Mara) is perfect for Cronenberg’s latest mindf-ck. I love her. She can do everything. Including scaring the sh-t out of you. Have you seen Stoker? This girl is terrifyingly talented.

They’re saying that Cronenberg will most likely be taking his project to Cannes where Europeans are better suited to make sense of his auteur-ity. One of those selling features might be Pattinson doing Moore from behind in a car, which is what most of the headlines are focusing on right now.

Um, how about the much hotter glimpse of Sarah Gadon and Moore writhing in bed together? I’ll be over here, perving on that.

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