July 1, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs
"To Anna, our beautiful Cancerean waterfall of emotion, from all of her gossipy friends. While we miss having you here, we hope you're celebrating your first birthday in 10 years that you don't have to share with Canada Day with some delicious vegan food and your feet in the sand of your home country. Know that there is always a seat saved for you at our Toronto get-togethers whenever you brave the Canadian elements, and a movie seat (and box of tissues) saved for you if you want to catch a dance-themed movie while you're in town. We hope your year ahead has all the beauty, swelling emotion, cuteness and romance of a Ed Sheeran song. For your sweet, romantic perpetual teenager side, here are Dimitri and Rose from Vampire Academy as you imagined them (we'll ignore the beanie, because it's your birthday), Peter from The Mindy Project getting ready for that episode, and your handsome husband (because why else would he be on your phone?) looking casual and happy."