July 19, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2013 14:07:53 July 19, 2013 14:07:53

Margaret! Happy Birthday from the “wee sh-t”, aka your grandchild and your daughter Jewelle! Here’s Viggo who has apparently replaced Colin Firth? But whyyyyyy?

Happy 30th Birthday Angela! For you, on this milestone, of course you can have Christian Bale, Anders Holm, and Liev Schreiber.

“Happy birthday to my gorgeous sister Leslie in Edmonton from Michelle, you have found the fountain of youth and grow lovelier each year! As always, look forward to hanging out soon.” (attached by request – Rick Springfield, Rob Lowe, and Ethan Hawke, with eyeliner)

To (soon to be) Dr Nicole from Glennis – Happy Birthday! Kevin Costner and Backstreet Boys as a reward for getting your PhD? Done.

And for Dianne who is leaving a job after 10 years – I am excited about your “other things”, and hopefully they’ll feed both your soul and your bank account, but mostly your soul. I’m honoured to have been a part of your day for so long. And wherever you go, and whatever it is that you do next, I truly hope to be a part of it…in some small way, whether it’s when you need a distraction, or whether it’s when you need some comfort. Denis Leary is here for you. Good luck. And please do keep in touch. 


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