July 21, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs
“To my lovely and talented sis Leslie in Edmonton from your vagabond sis in Kelowna who misses you madly, may you have the best birthday ever! Here’s our crush Justin Theroux to get us through Monday!”
"Happy birthday to our clever, funny, lovely Athena from all of her friends in gossip. We hope this year brings you all the happiness you deserve, and really, with a brand new law degree, Mindy's kicky bob and the sassiest bulldog on Twitter, how could it not? Whether you're humbling Chili Peppers, schooling us on Wayne Brady's preferences, or harnessing the power of Curly Fu to earn you re-tweets from the likes of Kaiser, you never fail to make us all proud to know you. For your special day, here are some of the men who can get it - The Rock, Charlie Hunnam, Jason Momoa and Riggins".
And for Elizabeth – Happy Birthday from your sister Erin whose baby had to be a drama queen in April which is why we never had a chance to meet in Calgary at my book event. So that child owes you one now. I hope you hold it over her head until she’s 21 years old. I guess I’ll just have to come back soon. And if you don’t make it again, I’m taking it personally!