July 23, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 23, 2015 13:26:00 Posted at July 23, 2015 13:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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“To Mary from her gossipy friends on her birthday. We know that it will be pretty hard to top a year where you beheld the beauty of both Benedict (you didn't throw up!) and Corsica (you recited the entire script of The Princess Bride in Spanish, we presume) in person, but we have faith in your ability to make it happen! Starting with your sure-to-be epic pool party next month, moving on to settling Robyn in at university, and finally maybe you can figure out how to reclaim Beck's soul from the Scis?

For having the kind of keen investigative mind that makes us think you might be the love child of Veronica Mars and Sarah Koenig, for going from learning what the purple podcast icon was, to being a podcast sommelier, and for selflessly watching Luther from the beginning just so Larry wouldn't have to do it alone, here are Brandon, Benedict, Iwan,Timothy, Kit, and an Idris/Charlie two-fer."

And for Michele with love from a sheepish Staci – Happy Belated Birthday! Let her out of friend jail now! Blake Lively was requested for you and I’ll be posting about her later today. For now, please enjoy Oscar Isaac at Comic-Con.

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