June 13, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Happy Birthday Jacqueline! Have a wicked 34th and don"t do anything that Lainey wouldn"t do. Including going to Michael"s and getting F&*ked up the A@@. Love You,
Jay is getting married tomorrow. Congratulations Jay!
To Heidi – Happy Birthday and congratulations on the new home! Love L, D, & S.
To Mary F who is turning 30 tomorrow – welcome to your 30s! You will love. Trust. Beth is trying to get to the big birthday bash. Hope you kick off a new decade in style!
To Jessie C, celebrating her upcoming nuptials at a top secret stagette this weekend. Congratulations with much love from your smut loving partners in gossip - S & B! Have fun girls!
To Tracy, newly engaged. Very new! Just last night! Congratulations!
To Lucy – all the best on your wedding day tomorrow. The “Snob Squad” sends much love. Congratulations!
For Kristin in Minneapolis: bald is beautiful! Am hoping that my smut is providing a small distraction during quarantine. Sending you healthy thoughts and wishes and praying you will beat that bitch down once and for all. Send me some photos when the hair grows back. Big hug. Love, Lainey