June 21, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs
PANDAMONIUM! It’s on Thursday in Toronto! Sasha will be there. Jess Allen is going too. And I’ll be there if I can find dog care, which is like childcare when your puppies have separation anxiety. Click here for tickets!
To Andrew from your wife E because you are her biggest supporter. Here’s Kate Mara for you and Gaspard Ulliel for her because she graduated – you’re married to a doctor now!
“For Claire, who is having the best year ever, from getting engaged to buying a house and making big moves. This is your year! Happy Birthday, from Crystal, your soulmate in gossip. I love you and am so lucky to celebrate another year with you as my friend. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.” (By request, here are Elvis Presley, Beyoncé
Brange, and Justin Bieber.)”