June 23, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs
“Happy birthday Ruth! The gurus hope you had a wonderful day yesterday and we're excited to dish with you at SMUT tonight. We'll keep our fingers crossed for some great Jake G dish for you. Those of us who can't be at SMUT tonight are counting the days until we see you again in Chicago. Cheers to you birthday girl!”
You’re popular today, Ruth, because Zo also requested a shout-out because it might be a tough day for transitioning – well then SMUT tonight is the perfect way to shake that sh-t off, right? (Even though, if someone asks the right question, you might not like what I have to tell you about Jakey G…?) See you there!
To Natasha – Happy Birthday! And you’re celebrating at SMUT! We will toast you there!
And for Carolyn because, yes, “cancer chose the wrong woman to f-ck with” – keep kicking cancer’s ass and we’ll collectively say a f-ck you to cancer tonight at SMUT with you. Can’t wait to see you there.