June 26, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 26, 2015 13:41:39 Posted at June 26, 2015 13:41:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lee! Happy 10th Anniversary from Jessica! Have a great time today and an even better time tonight at the party and the best, best time in Europe for a MONTH, what!?!? You and your Jordan Catalano deserve it. So celebrate and indulge and oh my god get away from those teenagers for as long as you can. Thanks for this, by the way. I’ve just wasted almost an hour YouTubing MSCL and texting Duana about the future, wondering if Brian would ever change his hair. And she went on to speculate that Brian would go to university and smoke a lot of weed and become funny because, in her words, “only people who have been hurt can really be funny”. You gave us a great start to our day.

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