June 29, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 06:30:45 June 29, 2009 06:30:45

Happy Birthday Patty in Omaha, NE! Definitely Jason Statham > Robert Pattinson. But who am I to argue with the order on your Freebie Five? And getting close to 40 is not old. Not at all.

To Hilary, the much younger, slightly more attractive sister – says Jennifer! – Happy “new 30”! Enjoy Harry! And yes, I’m holding it against her too for not getting me that interview with the disgraced star. Boo.

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