June 4, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

June 4, 2013 13:53:02 Posted at June 4, 2013 13:53:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy birthday Beth!! Several bottles of bourbon await you at Chez Karen when you come to Toronto for SMUT. Partying with the GossipCon crew truly is the best way to kick off your summer. PS - please bring the floral headband! xoxo

To Joanna -- I’m sorry to have missed you last night at Vancouver SMUT so I’m holding you to this: next time I host a gossip party on the West Coast, you’ll be on my guest list and we’ll make it up, properly, by re-enacting the Riff-Off. Deal?

Happy 27th Birthday Marisela! Yes, I’ve told Duana you binged on her TVD recaps. And that you are requesting that The Originals be added to her recap list. Yes, I’ve passed it on to Sarah about your TWD and Justified obsessions. Yes, you’re going to get some Timothy Olyphant -- fresh! -- today in the column. Yes, you should be making fun of Leo! Yes, Tina and Amy forever. And after all that, you still want me to surprise you? Look at you, a graduate now and heading to Philadelphia for a convention and all bossy now! You share a birthday with Angelina Jolie -- isn’t that enough!? PS. Any university would be lucky to have you.

And for Amanda -- I know you’re reading today from the hospital and I know you need the gossip more than ever today to get through what you’re going through. I mean, it hasn’t even been a week since you found out. So don’t put pressure on yourself. You don’t have to be brave. You just have to be present. And if being present means you’re afraid or angry...FINE. I support this. I support you. All day I’ll be supporting you. Every post today is in support of you. So later on, when I’m sh-tting on Mrs Timberlake’s career choices -- know that that is for you. The article about the Mara sisters? For you. Duana on Channing Tatum’s baby name? (I can’t wait to read this article, she hasn’t sent it yet) all yours. Please let me know what happens today. And what you find about what’s ahead. Good luck. And tell your husband, from me, that he’s a true star, with more star quality than any of the assholes I often write about.

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