Young lovers sucking in together

May 24, 2011 08:16:29 Posted at May 24, 2011 08:16:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Our puppy Barney, now 5 months, tries to sneak up onto our bed every night by jumping on my head. This, evidently, in his mind, qualifies as a stealth entry. This morning, 3:30am, his paw landed hard on my face, nearly took out my eye. My alarm was already set for 4am so there was no point going back to sleep. You can imagine my mood.

But that only lasted a few minutes until I turned on my computer and saw these shots of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez which are making me SO happy. They were at the Billboard Awards this weekend where the little guy cleaned up and kissed his gf on camera. Now they’re on holiday together in Hawaii, spotted holding hands upon arrival, and then heading to the beach, all grown up and sh-t and sucking in their stomachs.

Amazing, right?

See how he’s all Swagger and Man? With his girl and his green beach sandals? Who teaches boys when they’re trying to be men that you should walk with your arms as far away from your body as possible to denote pimp status and big dickness?

Anyway, has your 13 year old asked for Someday yet? Bieber has launched a fragrance for girls. There’s now an advert for it. The model they’ve used looks easily 5 years older than he does. Also I don’t understand why they’re flying around on wires. The heavy breathing midway through the clip however is a nice touch. Kinda like what’s supposed to happen if he came into your kid’s bedroom.

Someday is a good choice for the name. Someday Justin will love me. Someday Justin and I will be together. Someday that GODDAMN F-CKING BITCH Selena will GO TO HELL and he WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s what they’re buying isn’t it?

Photos from and starsurf/

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