Seventeen and squinting
Justin Bieber turned 17 yesterday. He celebrated with his officially confirmed older girlfriend Selena Gomez at an Italian restaurant.
What kind of world is this?
That Justin Bieber’s dinner date with food seems more enjoyable than Ryan Gosling’s with the fish? I’m telling you. Gosling needs to pull his sh-t together and cut out the lame.
Anyway, as you can see, now that he’s not 16 anymore, and gets invited to Vanity Fair Oscar parties and such, Bieber can take his girl out in his own car and squint his eyes when he’s walking back to his wheels. But oh baby, baby, baby…
What’s with the lean over to unlock the door move?
Isn’t baby, baby, baby all about personal door opening services before you get into the car yourself?
(Me I don’t give a sh-t and don’t need boys to help with things of such little importance, but not all girls are raised like this. And the MiniVan Majority certainly isn’t.)
Curious though about how this Selena situation is going over with Team Bieber. Some of his fans are suicidal about it. Attaching him to a steady gf probably wasn’t at the top of their To Do list. Or was it? To make him seem more grown up? I don’t know how his dating a Forever Child and always looking smaller than his own sneakers is supposed to make him look more grown up, but then again, Robert Pattinson’s people thought it would be a good idea to approve a photo of their client with his tea pouring hands holding an alligator in a fake swamp, so maybe I’m not the best judge of celebrity strategy.
Photos from Wenn.com