When will your girlfriend run her hands through your hair?

November 1, 2011 17:52:35 Posted at November 1, 2011 17:52:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen Never Say Never? Come on. I know you watched it on a plane. And secretly loved it. If you haven’t, you need to make this happen. It’s awesome and hilarious at the same time. Also, it’s now become the most successful concert film of all time. So. You know.

Anyway, if you have seen it, you know then that the hair is a big ass deal. There’s even a 30 second montage during which they show him flicking the hair, or what used to be the hair. I don’t really give a sh-t about the hair, or I didn’t, until Justin Bieber hooked up with Selena Gomez and made her his first true love of his life. After that, it was game over. Totally obsessed.

So now, now that he’s got his hair cut, all I can think about is whether or not Selena likes it. And when we can see pictures of her running her hands through it. And also, did he decide to go “up” instead of combing “down” by her request? Like Zac Efron?

Our little one is growing. You can tell by the direction of his fringe.

Here he is on Jay Leno last night promoting his Christmas album and his fragrance for girls called Someday or, for old hag bitches like me, maybe he should consider renaming ThenDay because, really, that’s the reason we’re so interested anyway.

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