JB sulks off Instagram

August 16, 2016 18:55:33 Posted at August 16, 2016 18:55:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Bieber is spending time with Sofia Richie. And he showed her off on Instagram. And then his fans reacted so he got pissy with them. And then Selena Gomez interrupted his flow and told him to quit moaning. And he clapped back and told her that he made her. And then, according to PEOPLE, Sofia’s predecessor, Hailey Baldwin, isn’t happy with him either but only because she thinks Sofia made him unfollow her on social media. That was just one day. There’s more.

Selena Snapchatted this last night:

Classic social media regret, realising perhaps her hypocrisy. Because while her mouth keeps saying she’s above the gossip, her phone keeps perpetuating the gossip. 

And now Justin’s killed his Instagram. Is that like a kid running away because he didn’t get a bike for his birthday and expecting everyone to cry and follow him out the door and beg him to come home and drive him straight to the bike shoppe?

Please. Like he can f-cking help himself. Because while his own account might be deactivated, he’s still posting on his manager Scooter Braun’s:


Hockey night... Maybe I will only post on this page for now

A photo posted by Scooter Braun (@scooterbraun) on

You know what we’ve learned here? That publicists are not irrelevant. 

Over the last decade, social media has eroded the influence and the importance of the celebrity publicist – with disastrous results. These people are IDIOTS. And until the rise of social media, for the most part, publicists were able to protect celebrities from their own idiocy. As soon as celebrities were introduced to a new way to whore themselves though, they also found a new way to f-ck themselves. Which is why they still need publicists. They need them even more.

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